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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 02:59 PM   #1
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Reminder of the week

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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 03:00 PM   #2
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I want to rip someone's fucking head off.
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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 05:23 PM   #3
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I worked with a guy that was stuck in the snow with someone else and he said "I'll help you clear out your car, and then you help me clear out mine." Dude said "Sure." And after his car was cleared out he drove off.
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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 06:51 PM   #4
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this one time i had to be at work at 11AM but i was out late the other night and i woke up at 3PM and 3 people missed their shifts and didn't get payed because they needed me to open the office and let them into their rooms.

since i'm friends with the guy that processes our weekly time sheet salary I told him to have the system pay me for that full day anyway.

that doesn't really fit what you guys are saying but it's congruent with the general theme of the fucked up things we do.
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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 09:07 PM   #5
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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 09:08 PM   #6
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To guys like you: thanks for all the bullshit.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 02:19 AM   #7
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I don't do good things. I don't do bad things, either. Life is all about balance.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 02:27 AM   #8
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logen really isn't a very good person
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 03:13 AM   #9
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He spelled payed like a nigger
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 03:31 AM   #10
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i really should get into the habit or writing paid.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 04:07 AM   #11
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or of moreover
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 08:22 AM   #12
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allen i think we need details else this thread is useless. not that there is a useful thread here, but still.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 02:55 PM   #13
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basically, some division wanted some easy test and some data. My manager doesn't want our group to do it because of politics and it was verbal over the phone in a conference call. So, the request is given to someone NOT in my group that doesn't even have the equipment to preform it. This guy comes over to me (because he knows I can do it), and asks for help. dun-dun-dun. I take 15 min out of my day to do it for him, give him the data, and told him I didn't want any part of it. Don't say shit where it came from. The data gets to the division requesting it, and an email pops up detailing the data and that it looks great....but WITH my name attached. My boss is on that cc. ring ring ring. It's my boss on the other end.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 02:55 PM   #14
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 03:41 PM   #15
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I don't do good deeds and I do them even less if my ass is even marginally at risk from the imbecile I'm trying to help.

gj allen
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 12:56 AM   #16
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Angry

i don't do good deeds, period.
unless i'm also getting a benefit in return
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 12:58 AM   #17
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Reminds me of high school.
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 01:14 AM   #18
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one thing i'll say about being useless: it saves me from situations like this
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 01:24 AM   #19
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You remember all that drama back in high school? Well, it turns out it was just prep for later in life.
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 12:16 PM   #20
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are all the stupid people still there?
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