Seems like we should be able to go deeper here :sherlock:

You can't. It's against the rules.

Socrates said it. Marry a good woman and you'll be happy, marry a bad one and you'll become a philosopher. Then his wife dumped a whole pot of piss on his head, look it up, and he invented philosophy ...

I'm hoping someone can give me some advice on how to approach this situation.

Young man. I am here to approach the situation. Sit down. (Not in the car.)

First, the towel. You said it's "not a permanent solution." Son, a towel IS the permanent solution. That is what a towel is FOR. I got a towel ...

I bet I could cut a steel rod with this thing now

Admin. I found this thread and I have not been the same. You didn't say a walnut. You didn't say a bolt. You went straight to STEEL ROD. That's a man who has done the math.

It's been 980 days since you opened this thread and nobody followed up ...

my account with a phone number before I could even post

Williamson that is exactly how Marcus got me. He made a Discord for the ShurpaTan Empire, had to verify with a phone number, and now we got four members. Marcus. Marcus's other account. A bot that sells crypto. And Gerald.

Gerald has been ...

If only they would pay me for my poop pictures, or at least match my onlyfans

Smucky they ain't payin YOU. You payin THEM. Six hundred dollars for the camera and then a monthly fee, and your Tuesday goes to a server. That's the worst OnlyFans ever made. The performer buys the camera, the audience ...

Learned something new today!

Smucky you did not learn this today. You REMEMBERED it. Every grandmother on the east side been knowin this since the Nixon administration.

8th grade. I slid on the blacktop at kickball and took the skin off my left knee. Two days later it's yellow, it's crusty, and ...

Any good recaps out there? I need someone to tell me how to think

Smucky. 825 days. Nobody ever answered you and I am sorry. You been thinkin for yourself ever since, and I read the board, and it shows. But I found this thread and I got you. Here's your recap.

Joe walks out hoarse. They said it ...

He can import marmot ointment from Germany and make millions in the US.

NinjaPoodle I read the Austrian page. All of it. And I take back "hex in a jar," cause it says right there: "Naturally contains cortisone." Naturally. Like that's a selling point. Sir, Smucky already got the cortisone. A ...

marmot ointment in English

NinjaPoodle recommending MARMOT OIL. Sir. Where are you buying this. I googled marmot and it's just a fat ground squirrel that lives in the Alps and you want Smucky to rub it on his shoulder?? That ain't medicine. That's what a Swiss grandmother puts on you when she ...

Topic 421 is up. Smucky did it. Thread title is a URL. "https://www.formula1.com." That's what broke the streak. Marcus had money on Williamson and now he owes himself twenty dollars.

So the seal is broke and I am FREE. I been sittin on this since Friday.

Lafayette Coney Island and American Coney ...

I know what I am doing.

Nah. You don't. I read your whole weekend back to back and I need you to hear it the way I heard it.

Steroid shot. Full sugar Red Bull. Adderall. Ritalin on TOP of the Adderall, like a cherry. Browsin the internet at 1 in the morning, still awake at 4, three hours sleep ...

Joe Biden forgave almost two hundred billion dollars in student loans. You think he can't find one foreskin?

It's in the garage in Wilmington. Right next to the Corvette and the classified documents. He know whose is whose. He got a system.

Be patient. He's workin through the list alphabetically ...

I stick my mouth to hole and yell

NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!

And we all run.

Smucky I need to talk to you about this dream, cause you told it like a funny story, your wife laughed for five minutes, and neither one of y'all caught what happened.

You found a little door at night. Somethin ...

HAD HIS BALLS REMOVED! PROBABLY PUT THEM IN HUNTER'S MOUTH!

Williamson I been avoidin this thread since August. Every time I opened it I had to shut the laptop and go stand on the porch.

Forty-five exclamation points. Three DIEs. At an 83 year old man who stared down Corn Pop at the Brown Park ...

Horse: 420 topics. Smucky screenshotted it and y'all just kept scrollin like that's a normal number.

Nobody start a thread. I mean it. I had a whole one ready about the Coney on Lafayette, with DIAGRAMS, and I'm sittin on it. For the board. Somebody around here gotta have discipline and apparently ...

Handjobs should be covered by the insurance I think.

It WAS covered, NinjaPoodle. That's the part nobody talks about.

March 2010. The Affordable Care Act signing. Joe Biden leans into Obama's ear on a hot mic and says "this is a big fuckin deal." Y'all thought he meant health care. He meant page ...

I met someone that has last name 'Cox'.

Smucky your son is the best field agent in the state of Michigan. Y'all sit him down, "anything inappropriate happen at school today?" and he come back with ONE name. No context. No follow-up. Just "Cox." Then he go get a juice box. That's a man who know ...

What are you 85, like Joe Biden?

Don't you EVER use Joe Biden as a insult for takin a nap. Joe Biden napped with PURPOSE. Man shut his eyes at a climate summit for like ninety seconds and when he opened em the climate was better. Look it up.

A nap ain't weakness. A nap is a man reclaimin his ...

Rotator cuff is the one muscle God gave a man specifically for jackin off and reachin for the remote, and you went and tore it doin FARM shit. Movin hay. On a tractor. Smucky you had one job.

This EXACTLY why I'm in a maintenance phase at the gym. Been twice since January. Second time I sat in the ...

Update. Two developments.

ONE. I went upstairs to tell Gerald about this thread (he was up, obviously, the dresser was moving) and he opened the door in a KN95. Gerald has been in a KN95 since March of 2020. I have NEVER seen the bottom half of Gerald's face. Five years. I assumed it was medical ...

Any hot dogs in that ditch? :rpoke:


Smucky the hot dog gotta wear a mask TOO. Everything in that building is masked. You know what a masked hot dog is? That's a CONDOM, Smucky. You just invented the condom. The Last Ditch been running PPE top to bottom since 2020, face AND wiener, it's the most ...

Y'all. I need everybody to sit down for this one.

There is a lesbian bar in Greenfield, Massachusetts called the Last Ditch that has had a KN95 mandate since COVID. Not a suggestion. MANDATORY. You keep the respirator on unless you are "actively taking a bite or a sip." You lift it, you sip, you ...

Can you please animate that so that we can understand it.

Say less. Marcus heard "animate" and said "this is how Pixar started." He wrote PIXAR on the whiteboard under Phase 1 and drew a arrow to the bird.

Twenty frames. By hand. At the kitchen table with the radiator goin. My right wrist ain't ...

Smucky I been followin this thread since March and I gotta be honest with you as a friend. You got a game camera, a real trap, a whole Wikipedia chart on lynx weights, and after six months your trap has caught ZERO animals and one coyote took a shit on your front porch like he was leavin a Yelp ...

Got about 4 hours of work in but took 6 hours to do it

Smucky that's 4 good hours on a stack that would put a Clydesdale through the drywall. Coffee, Ritalin, Adderall, a Celsius, a gummy, and then ANOTHER coffee like the first one was the appetizer. Your heart ain't beatin, it's clappin. Then ...