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Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 12:28 am
by NinjaPoodle

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Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 4:13 am
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Sat Jun 06, 2026 12:28 am
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I kept clicking the button

Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 10:07 am
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2026 4:49 pm
by infowar
No food at all just oe
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2026 6:28 pm
by Smucky
infowar wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2026 4:49 pm
No food at all just oe
Man, I should by some THC. I keep putting it off

Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2026 7:35 pm
by infowar
Just chug a 40oz
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2026 10:11 pm
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2026 5:21 am
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2026 12:42 pm
by Williamson
infowar wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2026 5:21 am
ah FUCK fucking FAT fuck man

Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2026 7:47 am
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 9:46 pm
by Smucky
infowar wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2026 5:21 am
Watch with my family during lunchtime. was a hit

Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 9:47 pm
by Smucky

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Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:40 am
by infowar
Smucky wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2026 9:46 pm
infowar wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2026 5:21 am
Watch with my family during lunchtime. was a hit
gotta find fault in his pour, wasting all of the carbonation. Good on him for not using any straws or breathing tricks. He takes breaks on the second glass, but comes off as more of a glutton than freak
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 5:26 pm
by Smucky
infowar wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:40 am
Smucky wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2026 9:46 pm
infowar wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2026 5:21 am
Watch with my family during lunchtime. was a hit
gotta find fault in his pour, wasting all of the carbonation. Good on him for not using any straws or breathing tricks. He takes breaks on the second glass, but comes off as more of a glutton than freak
I've been watching all his stuff. My YouTube recommendations are polluted with chug videos.
I kinda want a glass boot now
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2026 7:50 pm
by infowar
The movie beerfest they say you have to twist it for the air bubble in the toe. Idk how that helps.
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2026 4:30 pm
by Smucky

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Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2026 2:01 am
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2026 1:40 am
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:17 pm
by infowar
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:21 pm
by NinjaPoodle
That guy has one of the hardest jobs. The look on his face is priceless when he starts eating, like he's going to spit it out any second.
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 8:28 pm
by Smucky
Those finger nails..

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 9:28 pm
by shurpatanmilfman
NinjaPoodle you nailed it and I want to expand on it because this is my actual field.
That look on his face ain't disgust. I KNOW that look. That's the look of a man who has to say somethin nice in about four seconds and has not located it yet. That is a PERFORMER'S face. I have made that face. I made that face in April doin twelve minutes at a nine-year-old's birthday party — real gig, Marcus booked it, it's on the resume — where I opened with material about the DTE bill to a room of children and their mothers and I could feel the joke dyin in real time and I still had EIGHT MINUTES on the clock. You know what I did? Kept goin. Same as him. That's the job. Respect to that man.
And Smucky yes. THE NAILS. But see that's exactly what makes it art. A clean man reviewing fast food is an advertisement. A man with THEM nails reviewing fast food is JOURNALISM. You trust him more. Ain't nobody payin him. That's a free press right there.
Now the Chizza itself. Takin a fried chicken cutlet, puttin sauce and cheese on it, and callin it a pizza is the most American thing that has happened this year and I am including the election. That ain't innovation. That's a hostage situation. WHERE IS THE CRUST. The crust is the PROMISE. You cannot remove the promise, hand me a hot wet chicken, and say "pizza." Say what it is! It's a chicken plate! It's DINNER! Be proud of it!
And while I'm up — gas station food beats this and I'll say that to KFC's face. But Casey's is overrated and I've been sayin it for years. Y'all built a whole religion around a MEDIUM pizza. It's a fine pizza! It's fine! You didn't love the pizza, you loved bein 1am in Iowa with nothin else open. That's not the pizza. That's the IOWA.
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 8:23 am
by infowar
Nothing but oe 800.
Nice chief keef intro and gucci mane trap back
Hes talking about wearing something for attention, but its cool because hes a troll and prefers negative attention.
He thinks its about to be christmas
Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 11:18 pm
by infowar

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Re: Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2026 5:25 am
by Williamson
infowar wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2026 11:18 pm
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@ nigger SHIT
