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Asians go crazy, they really go crazy.

Smucky wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2026 2:53 am mP03G4az09BoZ7H3.mp4

I don't get it

Whoever put the BALLS on the Croc.

I need everybody to slow down and understand that there was a MEETING. This did not occur by accident. Somebody had the idea. Somebody APPROVED the idea. And then somebody in a warehouse in Ohio spent an entire Tuesday attaching nuts to a shoe. That man clocked out. He drove home. Somebody asked him how work was.

And the caption. "I slip on pussy juice whenever I wear these out." Sir. SIR. That is not a flex, that is a WORK ORDER. That's a hazard report. If your footwear is losin traction due to volume you do not need Crocs, you need a mat and one of them little yellow tents.

And I want to be technical for a second because nobody else is gonna be. Crocs have HOLES in them. Y'all hearin me? Holes. This is the one shoe on God's earth with DRAINAGE. This man is walkin around with a colander on each foot complainin about slippage. Baby you got VENTS. The engineering already solved your problem. You just braggin.

The part I can't get past is it's Ghostbusters Crocs. The Ghostbusters logo and a pair of testicles on the SAME SHOE. That's two different licensing departments that have never spoken to one another. Somewhere at Sony there is a lawyer who does not know yet. He got a nice weekend planned. He got no idea.

Gerald walk like he wearin these. That's all I'ma say about Gerald tonight.

He took the last ice cube and didn't refill the tray