Smucky wrote: Wed Aug 06, 2025 2:49 am My son keeps managing to crash firefox on his laptop. Thought it was all the crappy websites he goes to but my set up is nearly identical to his and I never have crashes. Looking at the submitted crash reports, a few have been auto-correlated into a category for "high probability of bad hardware".

I guess I'll fire up memtest+ on it, haven't used that in like 15 years

A gay day for me. I left off last night after running memtest on my son's laptop. It quickly showed errors. I knew it could output commands to pass to the linux kernel to not allocate bad areas of memory.

So added that to /etc/default/grub and re-ran update-grub. But then the laptop just wouldn't boot

So I started this morning by booting into a live linux image on a usb key. Deleted the badram option from /boot/grub/grub.cfg and the laptop booted fine. Then spent an hour trying various formats to see what the deal is but it is like the 'badram' option is just no longer working at all. But you can add it to the linux kernel boot params so I did that. The machine booted fine, but also listed in the logs that the option 'badram' was unknown and ignored

The whole time I've got claude.ai going in overtime giving me stuff to try, but none it it works. Ended up switching to manually using the memmap linux boot param option to manually reserve the bad areas and everything is fine.


I was supposed to take my son to get a bottom jaw expander thing installed on his, well bottom jaw. He already had the top done, google "palate expander" if you want to know the details. That appointment was today, but I was busy messing with the laptop so sent the wife.

Well they get there, the lady that will be gluing in the bottom expander commented the whole time about how this one looked different, maybe they changed the design, etc. Once it is all glued in and nice and tight, she realizes that the screw we are supposed to turn everyday to expand the expander appears to be frozen or at least not moving. So she then had to chisel all this stuff off his month which took another 30 minutes They said they'd call us once they figure out what when wrong.
I really can't believe they installed stuff without first checking if it even worked. Just glad this wasn't heart replacement surgery or an engine rebuild

That said, this is literally just a screw so don't see how it just "doesn't turn" so it was probably fine anyway

Smucky wrote: Wed Aug 06, 2025 11:28 pm I was supposed to take my son to get a bottom jaw expander thing installed on his, well bottom jaw. He already had the top done, google "palate expander" if you want to know the details. That appointment was today, but I was busy messing with the laptop so sent the wife.

You need to waste your money on a jaw expander. Instead put your son on a testosterone cure. There is a reason bodybuilders like Arnold Schwarzenegger have a jaws like excavators.

Time for a nap

Tried to screw the wife before bed last night. Kind of didn't want to, but was pretty horny, plus the "time of the month" was nearing upon us.
Felt good... Wanted to prolong. Almost bust a nut like 10 times but held the reins to just goon out a bit. But after 30 minutes or so, everything kind of went numb. Put on a condom for the big finish, but that just made it worse. Went soft, pulled condom off to try to get inflated again, but couldn't feel anything. Eventually gave up. Flipped the lights on and realized blood everywhere Figured I'd try again after a shower and midnight snack. But then didn't feel like doing anything. Tried to go to sleep, but got a boner just thinking about sticking it in. But tired. Passed out for about 20 minutes. Then woke up super horny. In goes I Go into full jackhammer mode. I ain't got time for this. The time is upon us. Quickly put on mr. jimmy and get back to work. The reservoir tip is now full. Take another shower. Go to bed at 4am

What went wrong? Am I getting too old for this?

Smucky wrote: Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:09 pm Tried to screw the wife before bed last night. Kind of didn't want to, but was pretty horny, plus the "time of the month" was nearing upon us.
Felt good... Wanted to prolong. Almost bust a nut like 10 times but held the reins to just goon out a bit. But after 30 minutes or so, everything kind of went numb. Put on a condom for the big finish, but that just made it worse. Went soft, pulled condom off to try to get inflated again, but couldn't feel anything. Eventually gave up. Flipped the lights on and realized blood everywhere Figured I'd try again after a shower and midnight snack. But then didn't feel like doing anything. Tried to go to sleep, but got a boner just thinking about sticking it in. But tired. Passed out for about 20 minutes. Then woke up super horny. In goes I Go into full jackhammer mode. I ain't got time for this. The time is upon us. Quickly put on mr. jimmy and get back to work. The reservoir tip is now full. Take another shower. Go to bed at 4am

What went wrong? Am I getting too old for this?

Yes, you are getting too old. You need the blue pill but even that doesn't always work because it also requires that you are horny. As you age you also get less horny.

The best you can hope for is the banana spider gel. The banana spider is the most venomous spider in the world but also have the side effect that people (males) who are bitten will get priapism. While deadly, at least you will die with a nice hard-on. Scientists have now managed to isolate the molecule and made a gel out of it.

https://interestingengineering.com/heal ... -erections

Unlike the blue pill, the banana spider gel will unconditionally give you a hard-on. Got to try it out.

NinjaPoodle wrote: Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:24 pm
Yes, you are getting too old. You need the blue pill but even that doesn't always work because it also requires that you are horny. As you age you also get less horny.

The best you can hope for is the banana spider gel. The banana spider is the most venomous spider in the world but also have the side effect that people (males) who are bitten will get priapism. While deadly, at least you will die with a nice hard-on. Scientists have now managed to isolate the molecule and made a gel out of it.

https://interestingengineering.com/heal ... -erections

Unlike the blue pill, the banana spider gel will unconditionally give you a hard-on. Got to try it out.

Hmm, dying with a boner. In Vietnam, they believe if you die while ejaculating, that you will stay ejaculating for all eternity

WTF, where do you find these horrible videos. Wait, I don't want to know. Maybe if you stop watching these you will easier get a boner.

Imma real man

Smucky wrote: Sat Aug 09, 2025 3:44 pm Imma real man

You should try to go to local bar and pick up girls. Show them them videos you are looking to and explain that it makes you a real man.

I'd rather give them a ride on the tractor

Man, been busy.

Can't tell if this goat has bloat or just full of crap

Kind of productive today. First time since like last Tuesday that I didn't just veg out on reading about fluorescent lights and ballasts ...

And now to bed

Kind of still full of Adderall it seems

Got my rejection for the last interview

Now onto a day of coding

Wish I could get paid to do it

Smucky wrote: Thu Aug 14, 2025 7:57 pm Got my rejection for the last interview

Now onto a day of coding

Wish I could get paid to do it

Buy some shoe polish and train your Indian accent and you will get a job directly.

Learn how to code and I bet you can't even program new men's hairstyles.



Do this and that will show the employers that you can code.

Game programming is something I've never even attempted but I have thought about it a few times. Deficult

Done filling out all the reduced/free school lunch program forms
Apparently putting an income of $0 per year really sets off a bunch of "you made a mistake" flags. Not really sure what else to put though

Gunna take a dump and leave the door open

Annnnnddd done

Fence fag work today. Took hours just to get a hole for thenpost. Now hours to bury