My activities for the month of stardate 20333 are/is

[Smucky]

No farm work today, been drizzling all day

Even my phone is unhappy with the rain

[Smucky]

Volunteered to cut this lady's field so her kids can go dove hunting on it. I should have looked at it first before telling her I'd do it for $200

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Hmm, apparently you can just run over trees. will be interesting

[NinjaPoodle]

You're just going to destroy your new nice tractor if you run over trees with it.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Wife was bleeding a bit and having cramps yesterday. So I mounted her and spermed inside
But now she is not bleeding or cramping today. What have I done

[Smucky]

Alright, new tractor PTO shaft is in. First got to try to get the roof back on though

[Smucky]

New shaft

Rip safety covers off

Get pulleys set up for a 4 to 1 advantage

But realize after the fact that having it too far spread out ruins the advantage as the roof rises and the angle flattens out so had to move everything closer to the center.

Somehow managed to get the center of gravity spot on though

And all this took from 5pm to midnight

[Smucky]

That roof is way too heavy honestly. Def 80+ pounds. Even with the pulleys, was not easy at all.

[Smucky]

Also a discovered a large lump on the lower side of my forearm. Now I feel like I have cancer. Maybe I should just go ahead and move to Oregon so I can do the whole "death with dignity" thing

[Smucky]

Rollin

Oh this looks bad

Ugh

Looks like you can just run over trees. These were "small" ones. I got tired of backing over them after an hour or so and just started driving over them yolo style. They were all full of wasp nests too. I was going to be "nice" and chainsaw the bigger ones I knew I couldn't run over, but got stung several times while cutting so I threw out that idea and just left the bigger ones

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Like the biggest coachwhip snake I'ver ever seen. As big around as my arm, and 6+ feet long. Kind of felt bad for running it over, but I was pretty bored by this point

There's a big hill made from digging the pond, kind of treacherous to mow on but was like 30ft tall and had a good view

Collected my $250 and went home

Was surprised the mower survived. I wasn't expecting that. Seems to run quieter now

[NinjaPoodle]

Also a discovered a large lump on the lower side of my forearm. Now I feel like I have cancer. Maybe I should just go ahead and move to Oregon so I can do the whole "death with dignity" thing

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That's zit. Please make a video when you pop it.

[NinjaPoodle]

Collected my $250 and went home

Was surprised the mower survived. I wasn't expecting that. Seems to run quieter now

This is real work, designated for real men.

Also those $250, don't you dare report it to the IRS.

[Smucky]

Collected my $250 and went home

Was surprised the mower survived. I wasn't expecting that. Seems to run quieter now

This is real work, designated for real men.

Also those $250, don't you dare report it to the IRS.

I report the $250. But not the wife's onlyfans

[Smucky]

Also a discovered a large lump on the lower side of my forearm. Now I feel like I have cancer. Maybe I should just go ahead and move to Oregon so I can do the whole "death with dignity" thing

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That's zit. Please make a video when you pop it.

You might be right. The other day it had less of a "head" on it and was more of a lump under the skin. I guess I need to slice it

Wondering what is in it. Kind of weird.

[Smucky]

Watching ghost in the shell 1995. Getting goosebumps.

[NinjaPoodle]

Just show us your zit instead.

[Smucky]

Just show us your zit instead.

Ok, but it is incredibly disappointing. I thought I was going to squeeze out a giant cyst or something. But no, it was just a tiny white nugget. Very unsatisfactory

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And of course the camera was out of focus

[NinjaPoodle]

Just show us your zit instead.

Ok, but it is incredibly disappointing. I thought I was going to squeeze out a giant cyst or something. But no, it was just a tiny white nugget. Very unsatisfactory

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And of course the camera was out of focus

That because you didn't let it mature and get white goo in it.

[Smucky]

Ah just banged the wife. Spermed inside. Felt good ahhh

[Smucky]

Done with midnight snacking and now to bed

[Smucky]

Man, I woke up super late then laid around all day. And took a nap till about 5:00 p.m. and then now I'm trying to do my farm work for the day and it's about to get dark and now it started to rain and I'm stuck under this thing with all these rudiments.

[NinjaPoodle]

Man, I woke up super late then laid around all day. And took a nap till about 5:00 p.m. and then now I'm trying to do my farm work for the day and it's about to get dark and now it started to rain and I'm stuck under this thing with all these rudiments.

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The goats will keep you warm.

[Smucky]

Gunna take a nap. Hopefully for not too long this time.

[NinjaPoodle]

Gunna take a nap. Hopefully for not too long this time.

You are starting to become like Joe Biden who randomly sleeps.

[Smucky]

Yea didn't really get outside until 6pm or so again Not really enough time to do anything needful so just sanded and waxed one of the goat's horns out of boredom