My activities for the month of stardate 19877 are/is

[NinjaPoodle]

Fiber pills give you faster internet.

[Smucky]

Ugh. Wide awake after 5 hours of sleep

[Smucky]

I just peed on a toilet seat.

[NinjaPoodle]

I just peed on a toilet seat.

Make sure your wife knows that.

[Smucky]

I already licked it up :/

[Smucky]

bla. I'm going to have to shoot that black horse tonight I think. Should I film and post it here so peta can fbi raid this place?

[Smucky]

Okay, I got the hearse ready.

[Smucky]

Bla. Getting cold feet

[Smucky]

Bla got gutz on me

[Smucky]

Brb. Going for a walk

[Smucky]

Creepy out here

[Smucky]

Feel a little better now. Took like 3 showers

And washing those clothes for the second time right now.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Actually, they need a third wash

[Smucky]

And now off to bed.

[Smucky]

Got six hours of sleep, but feels like I slept none

[Smucky]

Super horny. brb.

[Smucky]

Ah. That was very sexual. Now to eat

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Awake.

[Smucky]

And now, not awake.

[Smucky]

Awake.

[Smucky]

Attempting to actually make progress at $work. So difficult to stay focused though, like literally accomplishing nothing

[Smucky]

Now sleep

[Smucky]

Awake. But feel like hell