My activities for the month of stardate 19816 are/is

[Smucky]

It's almost dinner time. So that means "Oh crap I still got to put in my 8 hours for the day" time. Off to work

[Smucky]

When I return later tonight, there better be some new thread here. Don't get lazy on me

[Smucky]

Today, stopped by the fertilizer place to get 3,000 lbs of 34-0-0 to feed my young tender sprouts and pollute the environment with green plants, nitrogen and chlorophyll. Oh and also photosynthesis and southern white privilege.

[Smucky]

And right now it is dinner time. So "Oh crap I still got to put in my 8 hours for the day" time.

[Smucky]

A trip to the litterbox right now.

[Smucky]

Time for a brushing. Nothing at all like My Little Pony lead me to believe

[NinjaPoodle]

You can make a shirt out of that.

[Smucky]

Man, Smucky super horny AF right now. Def going to do some breeding later Doing some extreme foreskin stretching right now to heighten sensitivity

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Ah man. Orgasm Supreme. Ahh awww nuuufff. So good. Tender. Warm. Squish.

[Smucky]

Awwww

[Smucky]

So sleepy now. But first, I eat

[Smucky]

Awake. But still weak in the knees from last night. Wow.

[Smucky]

Off to bed, on a good note

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[Smucky]

Awake. Time to touch myself.

[Smucky]

Time for a nap

[Smucky]

UP and ready for the the day now. Mind is clear, belly is full of pills, and my balls are empty. This is how we do.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Today, going to pretend to work at $work and then mow my lawn.

[NinjaPoodle]

If you sit and masturbate at the job you can still say that you're being productive.

[Smucky]

Hmm. I'll think about it. But first I take a nap.

[Smucky]

Done for the day. Burnin babies and soaking

[Smucky]

And now I sleep. This is the view.

[Smucky]

And now I awake.

[Smucky]

It's raining today so can't really do anything outside. So I went to a Italian restaurant. Paid $180 for noodles, bread and cheesecake