I'm about to vomit out of my ass

Please pay attention to my ultimate gayness

I'm taking a dump

Ugh. Smell. Stink.

I'm taking a dump.

Having a gay day

I'm on the throne

I need to take a dump. Feels loose this time. Had another bucket of cookies last night.

I'm a retard fag here today

Ew!

Fag day here

I'm on the throne

Don't text and shit

I need to take a dump. But son just walked into the bathroom before me

Okay now I'm on the throne.

I got to take a dump. It's going to be a big one. I had to waddle walk all the way to the bathroom.

I just was called a f** for having no interest in a biological woman. Grindr is full of biological women that label themselves trans, non-binary, or even just bisexual and get annoyed if homosexual men aren't interested. Calling us bigots because we won't twist our own sexuality for them because the straight men didn't want them either. They think it's appropriate to encroach on one of the few places gay dudes have ever had to meet up.

The gays have lost Grindr to performative lonely narcissists and I wish we would kick off anyone that doesn't have a dick or start a new app all together. Grindr itself would block me for expressing these views as "discrimination" because every single corporate entity seems to have lost common sense and just bows down to the compassion exploitation police. We need to bring back a bit of logical discrimination. Not everyone can or should do or be a part of everything...

I'm taking a dump

Smucky, since you take your defecation rituals seriously and you think of the toilet as a throne, have you ever thought about an upgrade? Why take a dump in a regular porcelain toilet when you can have one of gold. You might not have the money to buy one out of solid gold and your house might not even be able to support the weight. However, you should buy a toilet covered in leaf gold or at least some kind of gold paint substitute. Isn't it time to have something that make you feel that you are something extra when you're taking a dump? Wouldn't it be nice to lay down those cables into a gold toilet?

NinjaPoodle wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2026 8:34 pm Smucky, since you take your defecation rituals seriously and you think of the toilet as a throne, have you ever thought about an upgrade? Why take a dump in a regular porcelain toilet when you can have one of gold. You might not have the money to buy one out of solid gold and your house might not even be able to support the weight. However, you should buy a toilet covered in leaf gold or at least some kind of gold paint substitute. Isn't it time to have something that make you feel that you are something extra when you're taking a dump? Wouldn't it be nice to lay down those cables into a gold toilet?

Let me ask the wife

https://royaltoiletry.com/

If you don't like the premium price, just go to Aliexpress and search for gold toilet and you have cheaper Chinese knockoffs.

NinjaPoodle wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2026 10:35 pm https://royaltoiletry.com/

If you don't like the premium price, just go to Aliexpress and search for gold toilet and you have cheaper Chinese knockoffs.

It makes me happy knowing you spent time looking this up

Smucky wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2026 4:45 am It makes me happy knowing you spent time looking this up

I'm doing it because I'm gay