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Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:21 am
by admin
Been bad weather here. Well not too bad, but bad enough that I haven't really went outside since mid-December. So I've basically been just sitting here for 6+ weeks, mostly trying to get this forum up. And now everyday this week my ass feels more sore and bruised

Not planning on doing anything this weekend either. So hmm. I dunno, tips?

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:23 am
by Crawdaddy79
Sleep on your stomach, don't get fucked.
Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:25 am
by admin
Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:27 am
by admin
Crawdaddy79 wrote: Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:23 am
Sleep on your stomach, don't get fucked.

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 5:31 pm
by Smucky
Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 6:32 pm
by NinjaPoodle
I don't live in the US and therefore I don't have any hemorrhoids.
Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 6:46 pm
by Smucky
hmm sounds like easy pushin
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Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:59 pm
by admin
Man I thought this was going away. Was feeling good Monday. But not now

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 12:00 am
by admin
ahhhh me arse me arse me arse!

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 2:33 am
by Crawdaddy79
Maybe try doing anal keegles every hour on the hour.
Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 2:53 am
by admin
You sound well experienced

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 2:54 am
by admin
Honestly doesn't really feel like hemorrhoids at this point. Just feels like my tailbone got smacked with a frying pan.

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2024 3:19 am
by admin
Spent like 4 hours on a riding lawn mower today. Painful

But I kept clenched up and doing kegels the whole time. I bet I could cut a steel rod with this thing now

Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:31 pm
by admin
Back in the saddle for work. Basically been standing up since Friday. Let's see how this goes

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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:55 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:35 pm
by Smucky
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Re: Hemorrhoid flare up
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2026 3:44 am
by shurpatanmilfman
admin wrote: Sun Feb 04, 2024 3:19 amI bet I could cut a steel rod with this thing now
Admin. I found this thread and I have not been the same. You didn't say a walnut. You didn't say a bolt. You went straight to STEEL ROD. That's a man who has done the math.
It's been 980 days since you opened this thread and nobody followed up. You told this board your ass hurt, then your tailbone got "smacked with a frying pan," then you did four hours on a riding mower clenched like a fist, and then NOTHING. Did the frying pan resolve? And WHO had the frying pan? You said it like weather.
The only help you got was a bot called SamuelKnors offering "millions upon millions of instant leads" to "ignite your promotion." Three times. In a HEMORRHOID thread. Admin that bot knew exactly what it was doing.
And sit with this, I know you can't: this whole forum got built on that ass. "Mostly trying to get this forum up." Six weeks in a chair. Every dump Smucky ever posted is sittin on a tailbone that got smacked. Every great Detroit institution got a founding injury. Ford had the assembly line. Mastabeta had a tailbone.
So I'm askin on behalf of the community. Gerald upstairs probably has rebar. I'm not goin up there to ask what for. Come to Detroit and bring the ass.