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Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:52 am
by NinjaPoodle
The aesthetics of the Boeing cockpit is excellent. The green illuminated outlines, the amber panel lighting, the classical yoke. This is how all cockpits should look like.
This is from a Boeing 777.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:45 am
by Smucky
This is the content we need
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 2:45 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Airbus, that horrible grey color that looks like a Japanese budget car and no yoke and they have that floppy joystick.

Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am
by infowar
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Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
by Smucky
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am
7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4
Wow she's beautiful. Kind of looks like my wife.

Young looking too

at least from far away
I would have chased her around yelling "big ass titties"

What is the back story on this? Seems like wife material, not too high maintenance. Give me some more

Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 7:12 pm
by infowar
Smucky wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am
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What is the back story on this?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rport.html
A woman stripped naked and stormed through Dallas Fort Worth airport's Terminal D in a jaw-dropping public meltdown that left passengers stunned and airport staff nowhere in sight.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 7:12 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am
7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4
Wow she's beautiful. Kind of looks like my wife.

Young looking too

at least from far away
I would have chased her around yelling "big ass titties"

What is the back story on this? Seems like wife material, not too high maintenance. Give me some more
You should let your wife watch that clip and then tell her that she should be more like her in the video.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:13 pm
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 7:12 pm
Smucky wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am
7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4
Wow she's beautiful. Kind of looks like my wife.

Young looking too

at least from far away
I would have chased her around yelling "big ass titties"

What is the back story on this? Seems like wife material, not too high maintenance. Give me some more
You should let your wife watch that clip and then tell her that she should be more like her in the video.
From
nypost
A distressed woman stripped down to her birthday suit and allegedly assaulted airport workers in a viral freak-out caught on camera.
The wild woman — who called herself the goddess Venus — allegedly stabbed a manager of an airport restaurant in the head and face with his own pencil as he tried to subdue her, according to the report.

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Once in custody, Palma admitted to cops that she neglected to take her medication that day, though police did not specify the medication.
She also claimed to cops that she was traveling with her 8-year-old daughter, TMZ reported.
She is being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and was initially detained on a mental health hold.
And yet if a man is taking a leak in an alley and there are kids within a one mile radius you'll have the pleasure of being on the registered sex offender list for the rest of your life. Good to have male privilege

Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:25 pm
by Smucky
A better version
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Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2025 5:20 pm
by NinjaPoodle
The police is there and he's doing nothing.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2025 8:53 pm
by Smucky
But I poop from there
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Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 6:40 pm
by infowar
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2025 2:35 am
by Smucky
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2025 10:14 pm
by infowar
Kind of looks like my wife.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 12:27 am
by Smucky
Hungry Hungry Hippo

Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 1:35 am
by infowar
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 5:10 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Having the joystick on opposite side is a danger to fly safety. Either you are left or right handed and you if you switch sides you will be less trained to manually steer the plane if the joystick is on the wrong side for the particular pilot. This has to stop. Boeing has a yoke in the middle which means it doesn't matter which side you sit.
I'm ready to take Airbus to court.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 5:39 pm
by Smucky
I've always thought about that too. Seems kind of weird. But I think the point is since it's all fly by wire, they want you to just turn knobs and push buttons instead of playing with a joystick.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 6:05 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 5:39 pm
I've always thought about that too. Seems kind of weird. But I think the point is since it's all fly by wire, they want you to just turn knobs and push buttons instead of playing with a joystick.
Knobs and dials?

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It's a fucking Linux terminal.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2025 3:35 pm
by NinjaPoodle
See, Airbus pilots aren't pilots, they are mainframe operators.
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 10:16 pm
by NinjaPoodle
This is extremely dangerous. I dedicated a big part of my life to get the A380 canned and finally with success. However, a new danger lurks on the horizon, the A380 neo.
Do I have to start fighting again?
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 11:19 pm
by Smucky
Demoted to mop up jew
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 7:14 am
by infowar
Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 8:22 pm
by NinjaPoodle
I saw an A380 coming for landing towards the city airport today. I feel ill.

Re: Boeing cockpit porn
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 11:00 pm
by Smucky
Shoot at it.