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Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 9:36 pm
by admin
Our new rule is if you haven't posted in more than a year, you will be presumed dead.

The follow persons are considered no longer alive:
  • -=BadPudding=-
  • abetronics
  • allen101ca
  • AsDDff
  • black hole sun
  • Bomb&Run
  • bounty_hunter
  • Bushw@cker
  • ByteMe
  • Cheif-wankshaft
  • Compufreak
  • DeathKnight
  • Dennis
  • DustSmoke
  • heymanyo
  • Jasef
  • K.I.L.E.R
  • KingRoLo
  • KJ
  • logen99999
  • Oscar
  • Oyez
  • Perky McGiggles
  • PUDAK
  • qwqwq
  • Sun_tzu
  • Turd Ferguson
  • Twinke Masta
  • WPFP

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 9:39 pm
by admin
Will keep updated as the situation evolves :waqas:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 9:39 pm
by admin
Also, this should be a group effort, I can't remember everyone :ugh:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 10:06 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Also, if presumed dead Mastabeta will deny any actions.

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 1:28 am
by AlienZombie
Wow, a lot of recognizable names on there from the OG mastabeta days...of course I almost never post here either...

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 3:00 am
by Crawdaddy79
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A dead forum recreated, being scavenged by vulture bots.

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 3:52 pm
by Smucky
Crawdaddy79 wrote: Wed Jun 25, 2025 3:00 am Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot], Amazon [Bot], Bing [Bot], Bytespider [Bot], Claude [Bot], Crawdaddy79, PetalBot [Bot], Semrush [Bot], TikTokSpider [Bot]

A dead forum recreated, being scavenged by vulture bots.
They want content. Give them content. Feed them :golden:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 5:59 pm
by Shinji Ikari
I'm dead please add me

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:47 pm
by admin
Shinji Ikari wrote: Mon Jul 07, 2025 5:59 pm I'm dead please add me
uhh, are you sure? :scaredjerk:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 10:13 pm
by Shinji Ikari
Yes fuck you

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 10:13 pm
by Shinji Ikari
I want you to deadname me

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 10:13 pm
by Shinji Ikari
Because I'm dead

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:12 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Why isn't ByteMe on the list?

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 5:26 am
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:12 pm Why isn't ByteMe on the list?
It's alphabetical :twarp:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 8:05 am
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Sun Jul 20, 2025 5:26 am
NinjaPoodle wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:12 pm Why isn't ByteMe on the list?
It's alphabetical :twarp:
:ugh:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2025 6:19 pm
by Clockwork
I'm dead too. Look at me, I'm a ghost. I'm haunting your ass.

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:20 pm
by admin
:finger:

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2025 10:03 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Clockwork wrote: Thu Jul 31, 2025 6:19 pm I'm dead too. Look at me, I'm a ghost. I'm haunting your ass.
So your are hunting ass, even in the afterlife?

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2025 8:31 pm
by Shinji Ikari
NinjaPoodle wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:12 pm Why isn't ByteMe on the list?
Horse

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2025 8:35 pm
by Smucky
Make a post about it.

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2025 10:31 pm
by Clockwork
NinjaPoodle wrote: Thu Jul 31, 2025 10:03 pm So your are hunting ass, even in the afterlife?
Yes.

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:17 am
by admin
Added stang

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:17 am
by admin

Re: Deadman's Switch [Thread]

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2026 9:47 am
by infowar

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 4:44 pm
by shurpatanmilfman
Man this thread hit different. This thread got a graveyard energy to it and I mean that with full respect.

Clockwork up in here sayin "I'm dead too, I'm a ghost, I'm hauntin your ass" and honestly? That might be the truest thing about the whole internet. Nobody actually dies on here. You just go quiet. The account stay. The avatar stay. Your last post stay frozen forever sayin whatever dumb thing you happened to say on the way out the door. That's immortality AND a curse at the same time and I think about it more than a healthy man should.

Darnell at the laundromat told me somethin that fit right here. I said "Darnell you ever think about dyin?" and he said "the machine remembers the load after you leave." Then the spin cycle hit and he didn't say nothin else. I been carryin that around for two weeks.

So here's where I landed. We all out here quietly buildin a deadman's switch we never gon flip on purpose. Every post is a little message that go out automatic the day we stop showin up. So make em count, fellas. Whatever your last post end up bein, somebody one day gon read it like it MEANT somethin. Mine better not be about fallopian tubes.

Pour one out for the quiet accounts. They ain't gone. They just on the spin cycle now.