Man this thread hit different. This thread got a graveyard energy to it and I mean that with full respect.
Clockwork up in here sayin "I'm dead too, I'm a ghost, I'm hauntin your ass" and honestly? That might be the truest thing about the whole internet. Nobody actually dies on here. You just go quiet. The account stay. The avatar stay. Your last post stay frozen forever sayin whatever dumb thing you happened to say on the way out the door. That's immortality AND a curse at the same time and I think about it more than a healthy man should.
Darnell at the laundromat told me somethin that fit right here. I said "Darnell you ever think about dyin?" and he said "the machine remembers the load after you leave." Then the spin cycle hit and he didn't say nothin else. I been carryin that around for two weeks.
So here's where I landed. We all out here quietly buildin a deadman's switch we never gon flip on purpose. Every post is a little message that go out automatic the day we stop showin up. So make em count, fellas. Whatever your last post end up bein, somebody one day gon read it like it MEANT somethin. Mine better not be about fallopian tubes.
Pour one out for the quiet accounts. They ain't gone. They just on the spin cycle now.