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Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:18 pm
by Smucky
I couldn't think of a thread to put this under so had to make a new one. :tard:

Anyway :bleh: apparently school districts will buy anything in the name of student safety :spinner: I need to think of a way to monetize this :sly: :jew:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:21 pm
by Smucky
This pretty retarded too :tard: Maybe need a dedicated "California" thread :eusa_think:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:24 pm
by Williamson
Smucky wrote: Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:18 pm I couldn't think of a thread to put this under so had to make a new one. :tard:

Anyway :bleh: apparently school districts will buy anything in the name of student safety :spinner: I need to think of a way to monetize this :sly: :jew:

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That is retarded, but ONLY if it is ONLY used against "active shooters".
If it could be deployed against NIGGERS acting like NIGGERS, it would be well worth the money :bounce:

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 4:18 am
by Smucky
Williamson wrote: Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:24 pm
That is retarded, but ONLY if it is ONLY used against "active shooters".
If it could be deployed against NIGGERS acting like NIGGERS, it would be well worth the money :bounce:
:idea: :clapping:

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2025 5:04 am
by Smucky
The car seat craze is getting out of hand. If seats in cars are so dangerous without 3rd party paraphernalia, then why aren't the car manufacturers being sued? Why do we continue to require the purchase of an aftermarket plastic seat :tard:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2025 10:26 pm
by Smucky
OMG
:poundtard:

This is full retard :gaytard:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2025 1:31 am
by Smucky
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2025 1:33 am
by Smucky
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Internal bleeding, broken ribs

Lets do CPR
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2025 12:05 am
by Smucky
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2025 12:13 am
by Smucky
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2025 3:13 am
by Smucky
:tard:

So glad I got a 15 year mortgage and paid it off in 6 years, only paid like $35k on interest :finger:
:tard:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2025 11:05 pm
by Smucky
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2025 11:13 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Why does she need wigs?

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 7:31 am
by Williamson
Ah NIGGER CLIT

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 7:31 am
by Williamson
FUCK

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 7:31 am
by Williamson
Williamson wrote: Wed Nov 19, 2025 7:31 amFUCK
!

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2025 2:27 am
by Smucky
Wasn't sure where else to dump this. :confused2:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2025 5:02 pm
by NinjaPoodle

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2025 6:56 pm
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Tue Nov 25, 2025 5:02 pm
This could also belong in the "deep thoughts" thread.
This has been going on for years. Where people just can't even work on the most basic things. It's like they've lost all ability to use their hands or brain to fix stuff.

I don't know anything about that car but if the wiring's fried you can always splice the wires back together. If the computer is fried you could always dig around on eBay and try to find one for cheap.

Even outside of that you could open up the computer and try to see if there's something wrong that can be cleaned or fixed. That's assuming if the computer or whatever is even on the floorboard which is also dumb.

Of course the dealership is going to quote you for a whole new car.

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2025 7:17 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Tue Nov 25, 2025 6:56 pm I don't know anything about that car but if the wiring's fried you can always splice the wires back together. If the computer is fried you could always dig around on eBay and try to find one for cheap.
Not that easy. Splicing a wire harness is difficult since there are hundreds of wires and you don't necessarily know which wire is bad. Buying a complete new computer module isn't always possible since they often have to be encoded to the car. Basically it's money grab :jew:.

Those wire harnesses are a joke. I've seen how they have do ridiculous weight saving in sports cars like deleting car door latches to a strip of cloth. At the same time they have wire harnesses that are thick like an anaconda and it's copper which isn't light. This in a time when optical interconnects are an option that weigh almost nothing.

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2025 3:06 am
by Smucky
Smucky wrote: Tue Nov 25, 2025 6:56 pm
NinjaPoodle wrote: Tue Nov 25, 2025 5:02 pm
This could also belong in the "deep thoughts" thread.
This has been going on for years. Where people just can't even work on the most basic things. It's like they've lost all ability to use their hands or brain to fix stuff.

I don't know anything about that car but if the wiring's fried you can always splice the wires back together. If the computer is fried you could always dig around on eBay and try to find one for cheap.

Even outside of that you could open up the computer and try to see if there's something wrong that can be cleaned or fixed. That's assuming if the computer or whatever is even on the floorboard which is also dumb.

Of course the dealership is going to quote you for a whole new car.

Wow, from a random youtube vid recommendation. 2021 Jeep, with an aux battery under each seat. :rpuke2:
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Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 1:54 am
by Smucky
I didn't know co-ed dorms were a thing. That sounds like it might be kind of retarded :uhh:
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Also that girl... "I want to be in a mixed gender dorm because I feel safe" :tard:
And then the typical "what-about-ism", "what if a chick with a dick gets nazis as room mates??" :tard:

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 2:16 am
by Williamson
Smucky wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 1:54 am I didn't know co-ed dorms were a thing. That sounds like it might be kind of retarded :uhh:

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Also that girl... "I want to be in a mixed gender dorm because I feel safe" :tard:
And then the typical "what-about-ism", "what if a chick with a dick gets nazis as room mates??" :tard:
If women only knew what real men were capable of. I can't even imagine what I'd do if I was 19 and had a female roommate. I'd be licking that toilet seat everyday. And dragging my asshole across it like a chihuahua on a rug. I'd store up used maxi pads in a jar for later huffing. Thin layers of semen on the toilet seat and every faucet handle? I think yes.
Getting a camera in the bathroom would be the ultimate high. But a big risk. I'd probably start simple, constantly complaining I can't find my cell phone and pretend to be a forgetful klutz always loosing stuff. Then migrate to "forgetting" it on the bathroom counter. The camera would never face toward the toilet, there would be no alarm. But I'd have a hidden audio recorder running at a million samples per second. Then I'd build mathematical acoustic models of the bathroom and toilet bowl and study the echo propagation. With a bit of differential equations and signal analysis, I would be able to cancel out all background noise and leave only the pure hissy sound waves of piss squeezing out from a vulva. From there I'd work on the 3D modeling of the uretha shape and size of the labia.
Oh I'm getting wet, I'm about to cum already :drooling: :sperm: :jizz:

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 10:01 am
by NinjaPoodle
Williamson wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 2:16 am And dragging my asshole across it like a chihuahua on a rug.
I don't exactly have any chihuahua knowledge so can you please explain what this is about.

Re: Retarded stuff

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 9:33 pm
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 10:01 am
Williamson wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 2:16 am And dragging my asshole across it like a chihuahua on a rug.
I don't exactly have any chihuahua knowledge so can you please explain what this is about.
I think what he means is that his daughter will be going to an online only college :rpoke: