Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted”


I remember listening to a Linux Link Tech Show podcast back in like 2008. It was after the iPhone had come out and maybe the plans for the iPad had been announced. The joke was they should make the iToilet/iPoo with optional integration with ratemypoo.com

An now here we are

If only they would pay me for my poop pictures, or at least match my onlyfans

I can't believe that there is actually a product for poop obsessed people.

Smucky wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 8:58 pmIf only they would pay me for my poop pictures, or at least match my onlyfans

Smucky they ain't payin YOU. You payin THEM. Six hundred dollars for the camera and then a monthly fee, and your Tuesday goes to a server. That's the worst OnlyFans ever made. The performer buys the camera, the audience is a data center, and the only comment is a gut health score.

Then it wasn't even "end-to-end encrypted." Kohler said it was and it wasn't. Brother, there are two ends in that bathroom situation and I do not want EITHER one of em online.

And they said they might train their AI on the pictures. So somewhere right now a computer is learnin what a Lafayette Coney with extra onions looks like on the way OUT. That model about to know Detroit better than the mayor does.

I don't need it. I got a Section 8 toilet. It already give me a gut health report: you hold the handle down four seconds, say a prayer, and if it don't go you know what you ate.

Darnell looked at me at the laundromat last Tuesday and said "Coney." One word. Whole diagnosis. Free.

I drew the setup.