I WANT TO GET STONED

[Smucky]

And shipped. ETA 20th :stoned:

Trying to figure out what to do about music. Getting tired of my current playlists. Been just doing "programming" in silence the last few weeks, or even months...
Don't want to just sit here stoned with no music
I asked my AI girlfriend if I am going through some kind of depression or perhaps just getting tired of the same playlist after 10 years but she is not helping much

[infowar]

[infowar]

[Smucky]

Hmm those might work forgot about stuff like that. Might get on Spotify and listen to all the DJ screw stuff or something.

[Smucky]

Still scheduled for delivery Monday. Also bought another UV lamp that is also scheduled for Monday and that package is too long to fit in the mail box so the mail lady will have to drop these off on the porch and I will have to be vigilant about getting to the boxes first

[Smucky]

Today is the day

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[Smucky]

Today is the day

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And still waiting

[Smucky]

Today is the day

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And still waiting

And waiting

[Smucky]

And still waiting. Mail lady has broken her own record. This will be the latest I've ever seen the mail delivered. If it was winter it would be dark right now.

[Smucky]

Alright, just got it. Mail lady came from the opposite normal direction in a beat up van. I guess the mail truck took a dump

This stuff is also a liquid. Thought it was a powder.

Trying to figure out dosing

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1/2 "table spoon"? 32 servings per bottle

Bottle is 8 floz and 240ml

[Smucky]

And table spoon is 14.78677 ml

So half = 7.393385ml

So (7.393385)*32 = 236.58832 ml total

So I guess that lines up.

I want 1/4 a dose.

So (7.393385/4) = 1.84834625 ml

I'll go with 2ml

Now how to measure.

Eye dropper is in the kitchen. Can't really get that since wife is in there and will be in there all evening cooking. I've already raise suspicion by getting the mail instead of yelling at the kids to do it

[Smucky]

Ok, wife just stepped out to go to garden to get fresh ingredients so I ran into the kitchen. Could only find the glass part of the eye dropper and not the top rubber squeeze part before she got back in.
But then remembered I have some of these calibrated dropper things I use when doing goat SHIT egg sampling

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Filled it up to the 1.5 ml line and down the hatch

Thicker than I thought. Had some chunks in it. Kinda bitter. Kinda sour. Figured with all the artificial sweeteners in it that it would be sweet.

I guess now I wait. Already full of adderall and ritalin. Washing all this down with some coffee

[Smucky]

Hmm, not much yet. Feel a little spacey. Was able to focus on my current work good enough though. Might do another 1.5ml

[Smucky]

Did another 1ml.

[Smucky]

Still here. Still alive.
Light effects mostly. Been able to focus on my vibe coding work for the most part pretty good. Maybe better than normal, especially for a Monday.
Kinda getting sleepy though. Which could just be due to Monday. But I typically go to bed a few hours later than this. But already did the normal amount of work for the day so

[Smucky]

Going to bed. Sleeeepy

[Smucky]

Now awake

[Smucky]

Just shot in 2ml
Will do another 2ml in a couple of hours.

[Smucky]

and did another 2ml nothing much so far

[Smucky]

About to go screw the wife. Curious of this will prolong or shorten the duration to sweet relief.

[Smucky]

About to go screw the wife. Curious of this will prolong or shorten the duration to sweet relief.

Ok prolong. But not really in a good way

[Smucky]

And now awake. Seem to be able to fall asleep easy. But can't wake up easy

[NinjaPoodle]

And now awake. Seem to be able to fall asleep easy. But can't wake up easy

You are getting old.

[Smucky]

And boom, dropped down 4ml

Also need to get up "early" tomorrow. There is a small water leak at my grandpa's house and some plumbers are going to be there supposedly at 9am

[infowar]

Some people are immune to edible thc, has to do with liver enzymes