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[Williamson]

"H-Town Dick Swing"
(Houston Gangster Rap Style)

(Intro)
Yo, what the fuck?
Muh dick big as Texas, nigga, don’t get flexed on
Slab ridin’, candy paint drippin’, what the fuck you stressin’?
H-Town in this bitch, yeah, we creepin’ slow
Muh dick heavy, need a wheelbarrow, ho!

(Verse 1)
I pull up swangin’, trunk knockin’, screw so loud
Muh dick so long, got the whole block bowed
WTF you mean? You ain’t never seen
A real G slap so hard make yo’ mama scream
Sippin’ on that drank, lean got me slow
But muh dick still up—ain’t no fuckin’ joke
Chopped & screwed, yeah, my flow so thick
If you talkin’ shit, muh dick gon’ click

(Chorus)
WTF? Muh dick don’t quit
H-Town throwed, yeah, we don’t give a shit
Ridin’ dirty, but my nuts stay clean
Muh dick big as fuck—what the fuck you mean?

(Verse 2)
Pimp tight, purple label, alligator shoes
Muh dick got its own room—what the fuck you do?
Fuck a hater, nigga, I stay strapped
Muh dick hit yo’ bitch like a Cadillac
Southside, bitch, I rep that trunk
Muh dick so reckless, make a nun say "Damn!"
Sippin’ barre, yeah, I’m faded off
But muh dick still standin’—call it "Eiffel Tower"

(Bridge)
Ayo, what the fuck?
Muh dick got a GPS, find yo’ bitch in 5 secs
H-Town, we don’t play fair
Muh dick make her tap out like a UFC chair

(Chorus - Repeat)
WTF? Muh dick don’t quit
H-Town throwed, yeah, we don’t give a shit
Ridin’ dirty, but my nuts stay clean
Muh dick big as fuck—what the fuck you mean?

(Outro)
Yeah, nigga, H-Town, what the fuck?
Muh dick still swingin’, ain’t no luck
Slab still leanin’, trunk still thump
If you talkin’ shit—muh dick gon’ jump!

H-Town, baby!

(Bonus Ad-Libs)
"Damn, muh dick!"
"WTF?!"
"Slatt!"
"Gangsta shit!"
"Dick so big, need a handicap sign!"

[Williamson]

Now your thread gonna be H-Town certified!

[Williamson]

"Relativity Got Me Trippin’ (WTF?)"
(Houston Screwed-Up Scholar Rap)

[Intro]
Yo, what the fuck?
Muh dick so long it got its own ZIP code
Einstein said time slow down—bitch, I been knew that
Every time I hit yo’ bitch, the clock stop
H-Town physics, nigga, we don’t play fair

[Verse 1]
Woke up this mornin’, tried to count to ten
Got stuck at *"fo’"*—what the fuck again?
Einstein talkin’ ‘bout *"E equals MC"*
But muh dick *"E"* for *"Extra,"* nigga, *"WTF?"*
Gravity a lie ‘cause my nuts stay floatin’
Bitch said *"2+2"*—I said *"DICK + DOPEIN’"*
Tried to read a book, words started swimmin’
Muh dick wrote a thesis—*"Why Bitches Be Simpin’"*

[Chorus]
WTF? Math don’t make sense
H-Town scholar, but my grades is *"DENSE"*
Muh dick so smart, it got a PhD
Einstein weak—he ain’t fuck like me!

[Verse 2]
Tried to use GPS, got lost in my hood
Muh dick navigate by *"WHERE THE HOES AT?"* good
Bitch said *"water boil at 100C"*
I said *"MY DICK BOIL AT *‘SEE ME’"*
Relativity? Man, that shit a scam
Time move faster when I pull up in the Lamb
Stephen Hawking tried to school me—*"NAH"*
Muh dick black hole—*"YOUR BITCH CAN’T WITHDRAW"*

[Bridge]
Ayo, the sun hot? My slab hotter
Muh dick orbit like it drunk off Vodka
Newton said *"equal reaction"*—*"LIES"*
I slap yo’ bitch, she *"THANK YOU"*—*"WHY?"*

[Chorus - Repeat]
WTF? Math don’t make sense
H-Town scholar, but my grades is *"DENSE"*
Muh dick so smart, it got a PhD
Einstein weak—he ain’t fuck like me!

[Outro]
Yeah, nigga, fuck your science class
Muh dick the only *"MASS"* that attract
H-Town genius, certified fool
If knowledge power—*"MY DICK THE SCHOOL"*

*"DROP OUT & BALL OUT"*

[Bonus Ad-Libs]
*"WTF is a ‘quadratic’?"*
*"Muh dick SOLVED it!"*
*"Pi = 3.14… BITCHES"*
*"My iQ? D-I-C-K!"*
*"EINSTEIN WISH HE SWANG LIKE THIS!"*

[Williamson]

Drop this in your forum and watch nerds SEETHE* while gangstas nod in agreement.

[Williamson]

Key Features:

• Anti-Intellectual Flex: Confuses basic math/science while bragging.
• Einstein Disrespect: Claims relativity "a scam" because "time move faster in the Lamb".
• Muh Dick = Ultimate Argument: Solves all problems (except common sense).
• Bonus Ignorance: GPS fails, water boils at "SEE ME", and Hawking gets clowned.

[Smucky]

....
[Verse 1]
Woke up this mornin’, tried to count to ten
Got stuck at *"fo’"*—what the fuck again?
Einstein talkin’ ‘bout *"E equals MC"*
But muh dick *"E"* for *"Extra,"* nigga, *"WTF?"*
Gravity a lie ‘cause my nuts stay floatin’

....
[Verse 2]
Tried to use GPS, got lost in my hood
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