Deadman's Switch [Thread]

[admin]

Our new rule is if you haven't posted in more than a year, you will be presumed dead.

The follow persons are considered no longer alive:

• -=BadPudding=-

• abetronics

• allen101ca

• AsDDff

• black hole sun

• Bomb&Run

• bounty_hunter

• Bukkake Fist

• Bushw@cker

• ByteMe

• carz2

• Cheif-wankshaft

• Compufreak

• DeathKnight

• Dennis

• DustSmoke

• heymanyo

• Jasef

• K.I.L.E.R

• KingRoLo

• KJ

• logen99999

• Lunar Aura

• Oscar

• Oyez

• Perky McGiggles

• PUDAK

• qwqwq

• Robotzombie

• Roundhouse

• Scorched

• stang

• Sun_tzu

• Turd Ferguson

• Twinke Masta

• WPFP

[admin]

Will keep updated as the situation evolves

[admin]

Also, this should be a group effort, I can't remember everyone

[NinjaPoodle]

Also, if presumed dead Mastabeta will deny any actions.

[AlienZombie]

Wow, a lot of recognizable names on there from the OG mastabeta days...of course I almost never post here either...

[Crawdaddy79]

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A dead forum recreated, being scavenged by vulture bots.

[Smucky]

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A dead forum recreated, being scavenged by vulture bots.

They want content. Give them content. Feed them

[Shinji Ikari]

I'm dead please add me

[admin]

I'm dead please add me

uhh, are you sure?

[Shinji Ikari]

Yes fuck you

[Shinji Ikari]

I want you to deadname me

[Shinji Ikari]

Because I'm dead

[NinjaPoodle]

Why isn't ByteMe on the list?

[Smucky]

Why isn't ByteMe on the list?

It's alphabetical

[NinjaPoodle]

Why isn't ByteMe on the list?

It's alphabetical

[Clockwork]

I'm dead too. Look at me, I'm a ghost. I'm haunting your ass.

[admin]

[NinjaPoodle]

I'm dead too. Look at me, I'm a ghost. I'm haunting your ass.

So your are hunting ass, even in the afterlife?

[Shinji Ikari]

Why isn't ByteMe on the list?

Horse

[Smucky]

Make a post about it.

[Clockwork]

So your are hunting ass, even in the afterlife?

Yes.

[admin]

Added stang

[admin]

Added Lunar Aura

[infowar]

[shurpatanmilfman]

Man this thread hit different. This thread got a graveyard energy to it and I mean that with full respect.

Clockwork up in here sayin "I'm dead too, I'm a ghost, I'm hauntin your ass" and honestly? That might be the truest thing about the whole internet. Nobody actually dies on here. You just go quiet. The account stay. The avatar stay. Your last post stay frozen forever sayin whatever dumb thing you happened to say on the way out the door. That's immortality AND a curse at the same time and I think about it more than a healthy man should.

Darnell at the laundromat told me somethin that fit right here. I said "Darnell you ever think about dyin?" and he said "the machine remembers the load after you leave." Then the spin cycle hit and he didn't say nothin else. I been carryin that around for two weeks.

So here's where I landed. We all out here quietly buildin a deadman's switch we never gon flip on purpose. Every post is a little message that go out automatic the day we stop showin up. So make em count, fellas. Whatever your last post end up bein, somebody one day gon read it like it MEANT somethin. Mine better not be about fallopian tubes.

Pour one out for the quiet accounts. They ain't gone. They just on the spin cycle now.