My activities for the month of stardate 19816 are/is

[Smucky]

Making a morning trip to the litterbox to push out day old processesd Italian food right now.

[NinjaPoodle]

For the cat I presume.

[Smucky]

I tried to trim the horse's mane and head hair. But it just came out looking like a gay toupee.

[Crawdaddy79]

Horse looks like Toby from The Office [US]

[Smucky]

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[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Going to start today with a giant dump. Then need to run by the drugstore to get my prescribed jew medicine and pills.

[Smucky]

Smucky super horny and not get laid all week because his wife is bleeding.

[Smucky]

But that is about to change tonight

[Smucky]

Oh niceee. Now to eat and sleep

[Smucky]

Rolled out of bed today and popped two addys to enable turbo mode. Now going to sit in front of the computer until my legs start to ache and hopefully make amazing work progress without distractions. We'll see.

[Smucky]

But first I must take a dump. Coffee really kicking this morning. About to crap my pants.

[Smucky]

And now I sleep

[Smucky]

And now I awake.

[Smucky]

And now I go a fishing

[Smucky]

A Sunday cat nap. Here's the view.

[Smucky]

Got a case of the runs this morning. Probably from the 18 cookies I ate yesterday

[Smucky]

Order of "afternoon cat nap" coming right up.

[Smucky]

I haven't been posting much. Not sure why. For now, I'm going to go rut up my wife's labia and sperm inside

[Smucky]

Unf unf unf bam bam bam. Drip drip drip

[Smucky]

Awake. And full of pee