I'm gay

[Smucky]

I'm taking a dump.

[Smucky]

Hell yea

[Smucky]

Ah hell yea

[Smucky]

The smell

[Smucky]

On the throne

[Smucky]

Trying to take a dump

[Smucky]

There is a struggle

[Smucky]

Ah FFFUUUU

Just realized the toilet I'm sitting on is clogged

[Smucky]

Not sure what to do.. do I release the kraken and then get the plunger going on top of it?.

Or do I holler before dropping a loaf and hope that somebody will hear me and bring me a plunger.?

[Smucky]

Think I'm going to try the holler for a plunger method. Maybe I'll text my wife first

[Smucky]

Call wife and she eventually answered. She should be coming soon with help

[Smucky]

All right fixed. Can't stand these freaking kids.

[Smucky]

Taking a dump. This one's going to be loose.

[NinjaPoodle]

My gayness just keeps going

[Smucky]

I'm on the throne. I'm going to murder this toilet

[NinjaPoodle]

You should sell toilets since that's your interest. You can sent a pamphlet to Donald Trump telling that you have a gold plated toilet with a heated seat and fully automatic.

[NinjaPoodle]

Next step is to cast a solid gold toilet. It's gonna be heavy though.

[Smucky]

On the throne. Almost crapped my pants

[NinjaPoodle]

On the throne. Almost crapped my pants

You're getting into Joe Biden territory.