AI is dying

[NinjaPoodle]

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[NinjaPoodle]

I mean, it was black and shiny, thought maybe it was made of nvidia chips or something. Why else would you ask if anyone likes it then?

He doesn't care about AI or GPU chips, what he really cares about are leather jackets.

Just like Gabe Newell doesn't care about games or selling them, he cares about yachts.

This is what Jensen Huang really wants to do

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...and it really happened.

https://www.techradar.com/pro/nvidia-ce ... ys-auction

Leather jacket belonging to Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang sells for $960k, way above the $40-60k estimate

Now you can sweat in your $1 million black leather jacket previously worn by Jensen Huang.

[Smucky]

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[NinjaPoodle]

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Something is really weird about that video.

[Smucky]

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Something is really weird about that video.

It looks fake but all over social media with captions of "this is what china is doing".

[Smucky]

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Something is really weird about that video.

It looks fake but all over social media with captions of "this is what china is doing".

Also having just one set of wheels on the "tractor" would just make it a pivot point. Also removing that many tires from the "tractor" would mean extreme reduced braking

[NinjaPoodle]

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Something is really weird about that video.

It looks fake but all over social media with captions of "this is what china is doing".

How does it steer? What does happen when you disconnect the cargo wagon, will the front fall over?

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

And that moon shot ai crap he mentioned

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[Smucky]

And that moon shot ai crap he mentioned

Gunna try out this Chinese kimi crap

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[Smucky]

Man full woke

[NinjaPoodle]

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[Smucky]

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[Smucky]

Some one deflocked this camera down the street
I really want the solar panel

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Goodness they are deploying these things in the next town over

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[shurpatanmilfman]

NinjaPoodle that comic is the most devastating thing anybody has posted on this board and I noticed it got fifteen likes. Which is the joke. Which is ALSO MY LIFE.

I have been doin this a long time. I write. I workshop. I sit up at 2am with the radiator goin and I move ONE WORD around for forty minutes because the word in front of it was wrong. And then a cat falls down some stairs and clears ten thousand.

I want to be clear that I am not bitter. I'm just noting, out loud, in a forum, for no reason, that the cat did not work on his craft. The cat did not sit with it. The cat did not run it past Marcus. The cat FELL. That's the whole act. Man fell down some stairs and got a career out of it and I did twelve minutes at a nine-year-old's birthday party and got four laughs and one of those was a mother bein polite.

I told Marcus about the comic and his read was "so fall down some stairs." I said Marcus that's not the — and he said "you the one keep sayin you need exposure." Then he wrote STAIRS? on the ShurpaTan Empire whiteboard. It is up there RIGHT NOW. To put it up there he erased COLLAB??? which he had written like a day and a half ago. Man got the attention span of a cat fallin down some stairs.

Now as for AI actually dyin — Smucky I don't know that it's dyin so much as it got a JOB. Which is worse. Dyin is romantic. Gettin a job is what happened to all of us.

And that busted camera on the pole. Sittin out there in the sun, panel bent sideways, lookin like it lost a fight to a bird. THAT'S the future right there. They gonna surveil every one of us all day long usin equipment that cannot survive a WINDY TUESDAY. That's the most reassuring thing I've seen all year.

Deflock it. Get the solar panel. Big Terry says "free is free" and he has never been wrong about anything.