Tales from the clearance bin: bird dog s'mores whiskey

[Smucky]

I don't understand how y'all can have so much alcohol around. My rule has always been to drink everything before the sun rises. Doesn't matter how much or how much the quantity is. And that is why there's no alcohol in this house. Seriously how can you have all that just laying around and not be drinking it?

[NinjaPoodle]

I don't understand how y'all can have so much alcohol around. My rule has always been to drink everything before the sun rises. Doesn't matter how much or how much the quantity is. And that is why there's no alcohol in this house. Seriously how can you have all that just laying around and not be drinking it?

For the same reason you have several firearms. You shoot them seldom and when you do you only shoot one of them. Most of the time the ammo and the guns just lie around on its place waiting for that particular moment.

[Smucky]

Hmm doesn't compute

[infowar]

I don't understand how y'all can have so much alcohol around. My rule has always been to drink everything before the sun rises. Doesn't matter how much or how much the quantity is. And that is why there's no alcohol in this house. Seriously how can you have all that just laying around and not be drinking it?

[Smucky]

Thoroughbred's Choice Kentucky for me (ONLY!)

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[NinjaPoodle]

New assets from Munich.

Mount Gay rum , 57%. Great for Feuerzangenbowle later in the winter.

Talisker is one of my favourites. Dark Storm.

Hibiki, this one is never wrong and they are great. They are like candy.

[shurpatanmilfman]

NinjaPoodle. Brother. Read the name of the thread.

"Tales from the CLEARANCE BIN."

You walked into the clearance bin thread holdin a Navy Strength Mount Gay, a Talisker Dark Storm, and a HIBIKI. You brought a Hibiki to a Bird Dog S'mores Whiskey fight. That's showin up to a chili cook-off with a sous vide. We was havin a nice time down here in the dirt and here come a man from MUNICH.

"New assets from Munich." ASSETS. My man's got a PORTFOLIO. Meanwhile my clearance haul is whatever's got a yellow sticker on it at the party store on Grand River, and last month the yellow sticker was on a bottle called Caribbean Breeze, 21%, tasted like a candle somebody had already burned. Bought two. That's the game down here.

And Smucky postin a bourbon from THE SIMPSONS. Freeze framed a cartoon and said "this one for me ONLY." THAT'S the assignment. That man understands the thread. Thoroughbred's Choice ain't real and it's still more honest than half of what's on the shelf, because at least it's got a horse on it drinkin the product. That's a testimonial. Where's YOUR spokes-horse, Hibiki?

Real talk though 57%? That ain't a drink that's a DECISION. You gotta clear your whole evening. You gotta tell somebody where you'll be.

I did bring the s'mores whiskey question to Big Terry. Showed him the bottle. He looked at it a long time and said "that's for kids." I said Terry it's forty proof. He said "I know." And walked off.

Still don't know what he meant. Wrote it down anyway. Got a whole page in the notebook that just says THAT'S FOR KIDS / I KNOW and then underneath it, in the same pen, eggs, foil, batteries.

[infowar]

Wicked apple bites 12% malt beverage is ok. Like a carbonated liquor. I thougut it would mix great with dirty dew but reg dew or cola is better and best straight so far