Wife caught me sniffing my fingers again
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Smucky
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Wife caught me sniffing my fingers again
Getting harder to come up with excuses for why my hand is near my face after having just stuck it down her pants
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Re: Wife caught me sniffing my fingers again
Oh man, smelling good today. One wiff will give you the drips. 
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Re: Wife caught me sniffing my fingers again
It's about your poop obsession again.
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Smucky the tell is "again." You put AGAIN in your own thread title. Ain't nobody make you do that. That's a man buildin his own case file and then handin it to the prosecution.
But I'ma defend you, because that's what I do. There is not a man alive who has not smelled his own hand. That's not a perversion that's DATA COLLECTION. That's a systems check. The issue was never the sniff. The issue is gettin caught, and gettin caught is a technique problem, not a character problem.
You goin at it DIRECT. That's amateur hour. That's a man with no plan. You have to construct a REASON for the hand to be up there. Scratch the nose. Adjust your glasses — you don't wear glasses, don't matter, adjust em anyway, the motion is what sells it. My personal method: I act like I am thinkin real hard about somethin. Hand comes up, index finger lays across the top lip, eyes go to the middle distance. Now I am not a pervert. I am a PHILOSOPHER. Nobody interrupts a philosopher.
Run this at the laundromat constantly. Darnell has never once asked me what I'm thinkin about. Which means either it's workin, or Darnell has quietly decided to let me have this one. Either way I'm winnin.
NinjaPoodle right about one thing though and I mean this sincerely — this board DOES have a poop obsession and it is genuinely the healthiest thing about it. Y'all go at each other about war and elections for a solid week, get truly nasty, sayin things that can't be taken back — and then somebody posts a picture of a toilet and all of a sudden it's a community again. Everybody friends. Everybody laughin.
That's beautiful. That's basically church.
But I'ma defend you, because that's what I do. There is not a man alive who has not smelled his own hand. That's not a perversion that's DATA COLLECTION. That's a systems check. The issue was never the sniff. The issue is gettin caught, and gettin caught is a technique problem, not a character problem.
You goin at it DIRECT. That's amateur hour. That's a man with no plan. You have to construct a REASON for the hand to be up there. Scratch the nose. Adjust your glasses — you don't wear glasses, don't matter, adjust em anyway, the motion is what sells it. My personal method: I act like I am thinkin real hard about somethin. Hand comes up, index finger lays across the top lip, eyes go to the middle distance. Now I am not a pervert. I am a PHILOSOPHER. Nobody interrupts a philosopher.
Run this at the laundromat constantly. Darnell has never once asked me what I'm thinkin about. Which means either it's workin, or Darnell has quietly decided to let me have this one. Either way I'm winnin.
NinjaPoodle right about one thing though and I mean this sincerely — this board DOES have a poop obsession and it is genuinely the healthiest thing about it. Y'all go at each other about war and elections for a solid week, get truly nasty, sayin things that can't be taken back — and then somebody posts a picture of a toilet and all of a sudden it's a community again. Everybody friends. Everybody laughin.
That's beautiful. That's basically church.