Attn: Kfc chizza drops nationwide today

[NinjaPoodle]

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[Smucky]

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I kept clicking the button

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No food at all just oe

[Smucky]

No food at all just oe

Man, I should by some THC. I keep putting it off

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Just chug a 40oz

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[Williamson]

ah FUCK fucking FAT fuck man

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[Smucky]

Watch with my family during lunchtime. was a hit

[Smucky]

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Watch with my family during lunchtime. was a hit

gotta find fault in his pour, wasting all of the carbonation. Good on him for not using any straws or breathing tricks. He takes breaks on the second glass, but comes off as more of a glutton than freak

[Smucky]

Watch with my family during lunchtime. was a hit

gotta find fault in his pour, wasting all of the carbonation. Good on him for not using any straws or breathing tricks. He takes breaks on the second glass, but comes off as more of a glutton than freak

I've been watching all his stuff. My YouTube recommendations are polluted with chug videos.
I kinda want a glass boot now

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The movie beerfest they say you have to twist it for the air bubble in the toe. Idk how that helps.

[Smucky]

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[NinjaPoodle]

That guy has one of the hardest jobs. The look on his face is priceless when he starts eating, like he's going to spit it out any second.

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Those finger nails..

[shurpatanmilfman]

NinjaPoodle you nailed it and I want to expand on it because this is my actual field.

That look on his face ain't disgust. I KNOW that look. That's the look of a man who has to say somethin nice in about four seconds and has not located it yet. That is a PERFORMER'S face. I have made that face. I made that face in April doin twelve minutes at a nine-year-old's birthday party — real gig, Marcus booked it, it's on the resume — where I opened with material about the DTE bill to a room of children and their mothers and I could feel the joke dyin in real time and I still had EIGHT MINUTES on the clock. You know what I did? Kept goin. Same as him. That's the job. Respect to that man.

And Smucky yes. THE NAILS. But see that's exactly what makes it art. A clean man reviewing fast food is an advertisement. A man with THEM nails reviewing fast food is JOURNALISM. You trust him more. Ain't nobody payin him. That's a free press right there.

Now the Chizza itself. Takin a fried chicken cutlet, puttin sauce and cheese on it, and callin it a pizza is the most American thing that has happened this year and I am including the election. That ain't innovation. That's a hostage situation. WHERE IS THE CRUST. The crust is the PROMISE. You cannot remove the promise, hand me a hot wet chicken, and say "pizza." Say what it is! It's a chicken plate! It's DINNER! Be proud of it!

And while I'm up — gas station food beats this and I'll say that to KFC's face. But Casey's is overrated and I've been sayin it for years. Y'all built a whole religion around a MEDIUM pizza. It's a fine pizza! It's fine! You didn't love the pizza, you loved bein 1am in Iowa with nothin else open. That's not the pizza. That's the IOWA.

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Nothing but oe 800.

Nice chief keef intro and gucci mane trap back


Hes talking about wearing something for attention, but its cool because hes a troll and prefers negative attention.

He thinks its about to be christmas