Tore my rotator cuff. I'm dying.

[Smucky]

Now I feel alive. But first a nap

[NinjaPoodle]

[NinjaPoodle]

BTW, you didn't explain how you tore your rotator cuff. Please explain. What did you do?

[Smucky]

BTW, you didn't explain how you tore your rotator cuff. Please explain. What did you do?

Good question. Left shoulder always been a bit weak. I messed both shoulders up back in 2018 after digging a 200ft trench for water pipe. I could still use my arms, I just couldn't lift them very high. but the left one never really got anywhere close to being "normal" until like 2021.
So since 2018, I took push ups and stuff like that out of my morning routine. Didn't even try doing those until like after 2021 or so. But decided to try a few a week a couple of months ago. Left shoulder instantly started staying sore. Torquing the bolts on the tractor cylinder head didn't help. Soreness was off and on so hard to pin down any one thing that might be causing it. Decided last Sunday, the 20th, to chop down a large overgrown cactus in the front yard. Chopped it up with a shovel and ax and was throwing pieces of that into a utility trailer using a pitchfork. Some piece were pretty heavy, like 50 - 70lbs or something. Took all I had to lift it with a pitchfork but didn't seem like too much of a stressor. Did two trailer loads, plus to throw it into my neighbor's field meant I also had to pitchfork it back out of the trailer
But Monday woke up and it felt mostly fine. But tuesday it was getting sore and I couldn't wash my face using my left hand. Couldn't really lift it that high any more. Then woke up Wednesday and was super sore and couldn't lift my hand above my waist and it has been stuck there ever since. Only getting more painful. This morning there was no position I could get it into where it wasn't painfully throbbing So went to the clinic before I went insane (I was going insane)


I should have bullied the doctor into getting a pain pill prescription but didn't
Funny thing is the over the counter stuff seems to work fine other than it won't knock you out so you sleep 14 hours

[NinjaPoodle]

You need to buy one of those $1000 mini excavator on AliExpress so that you don't need to dig trenches by hand. Do it now because the RMB is just going up.

[Smucky]

You need to buy one of those $1000 mini excavator on AliExpress so that you don't need to dig trenches by hand. Do it now because the RMB is just going up.

lol link? Was debating on spending $1000 at a different urgent care clinic for "sports injuries". I would rather have new toys even if it involves suffering longer though

[shurpatanmilfman]

Handjobs should be covered by the insurance I think.

It WAS covered, NinjaPoodle. That's the part nobody talks about.

March 2010. The Affordable Care Act signing. Joe Biden leans into Obama's ear on a hot mic and says "this is a big fuckin deal." Y'all thought he meant health care. He meant page 1,412. Manual relief for the injured. Republicans cut it in committee and Biden never brought it up again cause he's a gentleman. Look it up. That's the only reason Smucky walked out of urgent care with a steroid shot and a "good luck" instead of walkin out RELAXED.

Smucky. I had a case file on you. I had EXHIBITS. The elbow from November. The smiley in your first post. The finger thread, yesterday, 4:33 pm. I was ready to present. Then you went and told the truth, and the truth is you lost a fight to a cactus.

A cactus. In your front yard. You went at it with a shovel AND a axe, then pitchforked seventy-pound chunks of it into a trailer. Two loads. That ain't yard work, that's a siege. And the cactus ain't say nothin Monday. Let you wake up feelin fine. Waited till TUESDAY, when you couldn't wash your own face. That cactus got the patience of my landlord, and that's all I can say about my landlord for legal reasons.

Then you pitchforked the whole thing into your NEIGHBOR'S field. Two trailer loads of cactus on another man's land. In Detroit that's a feud. That's three generations not speakin at the Kroger. You'd wake up with the whole cactus back on your porch with a lit candle on it.

I told Big Terry the whole story. He listened all the way to the neighbor's field. Then he said "Now it's more cactus."

Took me a minute. Every chunk you threw in that field gon root. You didn't kill that cactus, Smucky. You franchised it.

For the record, I said tractor. It's right there in your testimony, paragraph two. I'm not gon say I called it. I'm just gon point at it.

And you put in the explanation. That's three in one thread. The file stays open.

[Smucky]

Going to urgent care clinic type thing

They did nothing. Gave me a steroid shot and wished me luck

Hmm maybe it is the steroids talking, but feel like downing some Adderall and sitting on the couch with a computer

So gulped a non-sugar-free red bull and trew in some Adderall and Ritalin on top. Did a little bit of work. Mostly browsing

Now need to go to sleep. Not sure if that is possible though

[Smucky]

Still laying here awake

[NinjaPoodle]

I wonder why

[Smucky]

Got three hours of sleep. I guess better than nothing

[Smucky]

Haven't taken a dump in 2 days now :{

[NinjaPoodle]

Haven't taken a dump in 2 days now :{

This is the new non poop obsessed you. No dumps at all, just happiness

[NinjaPoodle]

They did nothing. Gave me a steroid shot and wished me luck

Hmm maybe it is the steroids talking, but feel like downing some Adderall and sitting on the couch with a computer

So gulped a non-sugar-free red bull and trew in some Adderall and Ritalin on top. Did a little bit of work. Mostly browsing

Now need to go to sleep. Not sure if that is possible though

Haven't you thought if you don't have ADHD at all and you just take all this shit for no reason and it's only intended for some jew to earn money from you.

[Smucky]

Hmm maybe it is the steroids talking, but feel like downing some Adderall and sitting on the couch with a computer

So gulped a non-sugar-free red bull and trew in some Adderall and Ritalin on top. Did a little bit of work. Mostly browsing

Now need to go to sleep. Not sure if that is possible though

Haven't you thought if you don't have ADHD at all and you just take all this shit for no reason and it's only intended for some jew to earn money from you.

I know what I am doing.

I think.

[Smucky]

Haven't taken a dump in 2 days now :{

Oh wait, think I got something brewing

[shurpatanmilfman]

I know what I am doing.

Nah. You don't. I read your whole weekend back to back and I need you to hear it the way I heard it.

Steroid shot. Full sugar Red Bull. Adderall. Ritalin on TOP of the Adderall, like a cherry. Browsin the internet at 1 in the morning, still awake at 4, three hours sleep, and now it's been two days and nothin has come out of you.

That's not a rotator cuff, man. That's a pharmacy with a pickup truck.

But I figured out the dump thing and you not gon like it. Your left arm don't go past your waist, right? So think about which hand you wipe with. Your body did that math Wednesday. Your colon looked at that shoulder and said "absolutely not, we holdin it till he healed." That's not constipation, Smucky. That's your ass lookin out for you.

And when it DO come, it's comin out like that cactus. Fifty to seventy pounds, you gon need the pitchfork, and we ALL know where it's goin. Your neighbor already scared to look at that field.

Big Terry heard the whole list and just said "Drink water."

I wrote that down twice.

[Smucky]

All right I got to take a dump.
With one hand.
And I'm taking my boots off for this one.

[Smucky]

I know what I am doing.

It's comin out like that cactus.

Yes. It hurt

[NinjaPoodle]

Is this the gay thread?