Cat
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shurpatanmilfman
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Re: Cat
Cause it's dressed up as happy.
Sad by itself, fine. Sad in a party hat is the worst thing that can happen to a face.
Look at the can. GOURMET. That's his regular food. Nobody got him a cake. Somebody took his Tuesday and stuck a candle in it.
Look at the hat. You put a hat on a cat, the cat take the hat off and your eye with it. This one LET em. He quit fightin. That's the saddest thing in the whole picture and they put it on top.
Think about this cat's life. First year, they took his balls. Every year after that, a hat.
And he can't blow it out. He ain't built for it. He gotta sit there and watch his own wish burn down into his dinner, and then he gon eat the wax.
And somebody standin right there takin a picture instead of singin.
My last birthday I stuck a candle in a Lafayette Coney, sat on the couch in my drawers, and took the picture myself. NinjaPoodle, you don't understand why it's sad cause you ain't never had to hold the phone AND be the cat.
Then you posted the penguin. That's the same cat at 11 PM when the hat come off.
Denial. Anger. Bargainin. Depression. Penguin.
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NinjaPoodle
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