I WANT TO GET STONED

[Smucky]

For today, instead of my normal 5ml dose of "THC juice", figured I'd try the gummies. Figured I could cut them into fourths and each slice would be 5mg THC or so. But they were quite flaccid and coated in loose sugar, too messy to try to go the precision route while in my office, so just nibbled a corner off (they were square shaped). But couldn't tell if I only got a fourth so nibbled some more. But now looking, it appears I took in over half
So I guess I'll buckle up for the ride Nice lemon flavor that faded into a bitterness
Was supposed to screw the wife tonight, but I'll probably cancel that and just stay up all night "working"

So for how ever much I ate there, doesn't seem to be too much stronger than my normal dose

Hmm, I took the other 1/4 or 1/2 of the left over gummy over here I feel way more blitzed than the other half I had last time. I am actually getting cotton mouth right now. And it just took me like 90 minutes to do a simple yes/no reply on a facebook marketplace item I was selling
Fairly impaired right now, getting stronger too it seems.

[Smucky]

Hmm yea, definitely hitting different. Just tried to go get a glass of water and that was quite the trip.
Also, massive cottonmouth

[Smucky]

Hmm yea, definitely hitting different. Just tried to go get a glass of water and that was quite the trip.
Also, massive cottonmouth

Yea weird, what a trip. Slowly recovering. Seems like the whole 22mg of THC was in one spot. Supposed to screw the wife tonight, but kinda feels like I might have major whiskey dick so not sure how to explain that to the wife hmm

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Hmm yea, definitely hitting different. Just tried to go get a glass of water and that was quite the trip.
Also, massive cottonmouth

Yea weird, what a trip. Slowly recovering. Seems like the whole 22mg of THC was in one spot. Supposed to screw the wife tonight, but kinda feels like I might have major whiskey dick so not sure how to explain that to the wife hmm

Ok well worked out alright with the wife. A bit difficult, but goals were met, and actually a bit on the quick side

[NinjaPoodle]

Why don't just buy some viagra?

[Smucky]

Why don't just buy some viagra?

Wife says "you shouldn't need that"

[Smucky]

But anyway, I am alive and awake. Still feel a little spacy. But I survived the "incident"

[NinjaPoodle]

Why don't just buy some viagra?

Wife says "you shouldn't need that"

You will soon enough and the younger you are the more fun those pills are.

I don't understand, there is almost no chemical you don't take but for some reason Viagra is off the table.

[Smucky]

You will soon enough and the younger you are the more fun those pills are.

I could probably ask my AI girlfriend, but if I can already get a boner, then what do I need boner pills for?

I don't understand, there is almost no chemical you don't take but for some reason Viagra is off the table.

Well she doesn't know about most of it. I had only recently hinted at getting a free trial of those "bluechew" things but she seemed to think it a bad idea

[NinjaPoodle]

I could probably ask my AI girlfriend, but if I can already get a boner, then what do I need boner pills for?

Unlimited stamina.

Basically, you can fuck your wife, then when you're done you can go out and fuck your goat, after you can go back to your wife and fuck her again. Wouldn't that be awesome?

[shurpatanmilfman]

Seems like the whole 22mg of THC was in one spot.

It was. Right after "and now."

Monday at 5:58 you went in stardate and typed "took pills, made a pot of coffee, ate THC products, and now" and didn't finish that sentence til 2:09 in the mornin. "And now to bed." Eight hours and eleven minutes. You had sex with your wife in the MIDDLE of a sentence, and the sentence lasted longer.

Wife says "you shouldn't need that"

Read that slow, Smucky. That ain't a no. That's a woman who got exactly what she ordered. At 1:42 in the mornin you told us it was "a bit on the quick side." In your house that ain't the problem. That's the PRODUCT.

And you said she don't know about most of it. So out of every chemical in that house, the ONE she got a vote on was BlueChew, and she voted no. Election ain't til next Tuesday and your wife already got her sticker.

You asked what you need boner pills for if you can already get a boner. You don't. Pills is for the runner-up. 1996, Bill Clinton beat Bob Dole by eight and a half. Points. May 1998, Bob Dole went on Larry King and told the whole country he was in the Viagra trials. That's a man explainin the election. Same year they impeached Bill for the opposite problem.

Now NinjaPoodle said unlimited stamina. Ninja. I had unlimited stamina. Once.

Last March Marcus bought me a Rhino at the Marathon on 8 Mile before a open mic. "For confidence." Gold pack, behind the counter next to the Swishers, $7.99, and the rhino on the front look like he did time. I took it at 6. At 6:40 Marcus call. Venue had a situation. Moved to next Thursday.

The pill did not get the text.

Eleven hours. Alone. I did the dishes sideways like a crab. I stood over the toilet forty minutes aimin at the ceilin like the fire was at Gerald's. Every commercial on TV say after four hours call a doctor. I'm on Medicaid. I called Marcus. Marcus said "can you hold it til Thursday." I said Marcus I am not a prop comic. He said "not yet."

Hour seven the radiator kicked on and made her sound. Not the regular one. A new one. I'm not gon tell you what I almost did. I'm just gon say she run hot enough to fry a egg, and that's the ONLY reason we still just friends.

That's unlimited stamina when nobody comin over, Ninja. It ain't a superpower. It's house arrest.

Take the quick side, Smucky. "You shouldn't need that" is the most romantic thing a wife can say. It mean "you enough." And it mean "hurry up."

[Smucky]

I could probably ask my AI girlfriend, but if I can already get a boner, then what do I need boner pills for?

Unlimited stamina.

Basically, you can fuck your wife, then when you're done you can go out and fuck your goat, after you can go back to your wife and fuck her again. Wouldn't that be awesome?

I've always gotten the allusion that with viagra you can ejaculate and then not go limp right afterwards. But I've never really looked into that idea. Sounds like a male version of multiple orgasms,etc?

[Smucky]

So one thing I was afraid of, since yesterday's blitz, my normal 'daily' dose of stuff now just seems quite lackluster
Sorta why I was trying to keep to extra low doses of stuff

[infowar]

It may go differently but thats what is being said

[Smucky]

[infowar]