My activities for the month of stardate 20758 are/is

[Smucky]

Hmm finally stopped peeing. But now have a headache

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[Smucky]

Feeling pretty good today. Got pills refilled finally. Did a bunch of farm work yesterday Then some good sleep.
For today, already went to church and stared at the girls on stage singing until I got a Holy Boner
Now time to poop -> eat -> nap -> then "computer stuff"

[shurpatanmilfman]

would hiding a bottle of goat piss in my boot actually work?

Smucky you went through FOUR piss suspects like a Law & Order episode. The toddler. The 97 year old grandpa with a TAP on him like a keg in a VFW basement. Twenty goats. And then the wife, who wasn't a suspect, she was the witness you was tryin to avoid. You stood in your own yard ranking your whole family by how clean they piss. That's not a drug test, that's a family tree.

The goat plan. Think it through tho. Lab call you back like "Mr. Smucky, good news, no THC. Bad news, you got worms and you're ovulating." They'd have to make a Profile 5 just for you. You'd be the only man in Texas whose urine got a ear tag.

Grandpa's catheter is the one keepin me up. Ninety-seven, sleepin in his recliner, and his own grandson creep in with a Dixie cup and just... open the valve. Like pumpin regular at the Marathon. Grandpa wake up two ounces lighter and can't figure out why. That's not a piss test, that's a heist. Ocean's 97.

And the WATER. You drank 30 ounces, walked in there and pissed YELLOW, then went home and pissed every fifteen minutes for four hours. Your bladder waited til you was off the clock. That water clocked in late and left early. That's a union bladder. 150/95 too. That wasn't the water, that was you sittin in a waiting room knowin your piss was hot while a lady who can't say "ritalin" held your file. I'd have been at 190 with a nosebleed.

Then the piss station by the EXIT door, where every old person stop to drop a full deuce on the way out like a toll booth. You pissed in a cup from the corner farthest from the toilet, holdin your breath, aimin across the room. That's Steph Curry. That's a logo three. Secretary of State on Grand River got the same smell btw, they just don't give you a cup or let you leave.

Your AI girlfriend went on archive.org and pulled the lab's own PDFs to prove you was safe. That woman did more for you on Friday than Marcus has done for me in two years. Marcus can't find the napkin he wrote my birthday party contract on. He think the 9 year old's mom got it.

Then Sunday. Fresh pills, church, and a Holy Boner from the praise team. Friday you was plannin to rob a 97 year old man's dick hose. Sunday you was gettin wood for Jesus. That's the whole Bible in three days. Somethin rose.

I told Darnell the whole thing at the laundromat. He listened to all of it, folded one towel, and said "they test for what they test for." I been thinkin bout that all day.

[NinjaPoodle]

Feeling pretty good today. Got pills refilled finally. Did a bunch of farm work yesterday Then some good sleep.
For today, already went to church and stared at the girls on stage singing until I got a Holy Boner
Now time to poop -> eat -> nap -> then "computer stuff"

[Smucky]

Now time to poop -> eat -> nap -> then "computer stuff"

[Smucky]

Now time to poop -> eat -> nap -> then "computer stuff"

[NinjaPoodle]

just skip the nap, it's a waste of time.

[Smucky]

Now time to poop -> eat -> nap -> then "computer stuff"

Not sure what "computer stuff"
Also do I do THC even though I haven't got my drug test results yet

I watched this the other day:


indie game jam #0

Now thinking about doing my only little game engine for fun. Not sure whether python or c++ though
Also, I should probably get back to my android apps...
But game engine... that sounds like fun

[Smucky]

Hmm, kind of productive
But got stuck playing https://formicidegame.com

[Smucky]

[NinjaPoodle]

Now when Texas is blue, you need to rush to the gun store and buy some serious gear before all those anti gun bills gets through.

[Smucky]

Now when Texas is blue, you need to rush to the gun store and buy some serious gear before all those anti gun bills gets through.

I have enough I believe. But need ammo

[Smucky]

Now when Texas is blue, you need to rush to the gun store and buy some serious gear before all those anti gun bills gets through.

Looks like you got the news before I did?

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