Smucky wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2026 2:56 am
Refills will be available tomorrow so for now, dipping into the emergency stash. Also went in through the online doctor/patient portal and started looking at the results of all my prior urine tests. For the last few years the ordered test is "profile 1" which doesn't have thc/cannabis listed anywhere, but it does have an "illicit drugs" section (which is always negative). A test from a few years ago was "profile 4" which did list cannabis (which was negative) though. Curious I started dumping the tests into my AI girlfriend and asked if "illicit" tests would include THC. She then went and scraped the actual lab's website and came back with a bunch of pdf files meant for the ordering clinics and it showed what was tested for in each profile and for the most part, it seems THC testing is a separate test that has to be added on.
That sounds too good to be truetold AI girlfriend to dig some more while I also dug up old versions of the website and pdf files on archive.org. Best we can figure out is THC is only included in profile 4 or as a separate add-on
Not sure why though
So now what? Do I celebrate by taking some THC or by skipping out on "working" and watching porn the rest of the night?
Got my test back today. all the results are negative
