My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

[Smucky]

Who are you having gay sex with if you're sore in your ass. Maybe you need to visit Folsom Street so that they can teach you how to do it properly.

Honestly don't know. There was a bit of a struggle earlier in the week, but other than that, seems like I just woke up this way.

[Smucky]

Heading to the toilet now

[Smucky]

Ok, going to try a little push

[Smucky]

Ok, not too bad.
Think we're done here

[NinjaPoodle]

I remembered when I visited the US. I actually got hemorrhoids for the first time in my life. Thankfully hemorrhoids are completely reversible and it went away when I got back to Europe. It must be something in the food in the US.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

For today, going to finish making a backsplash type thing for this side gable vent on my house that randomly likes to let rain blow through and soak the ceiling.

[Smucky]

Progress++

[Smucky]

This giant hornet thing kept dive bombing me so I smacked it with a stick then poured gas on it to stop it squirming. Someone look it up, what is it. Got like a half inch long stinger

[Smucky]

Man what the heck. Trying to get back to work but some rat ran in front of me. So I kicked it and guts shot out. But it wasn't guts it was some embryo/baby. Kicked that in the grass before I realized I should get pics of it too. So sorry.

[Smucky]

Bloody rat vagina
you gunna get raped

[Smucky]

Painting yesterday's product. And starting on the other set.

[NinjaPoodle]

Is that the moped from dumb and dumber?

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Progress++ on the other set

[Smucky]

And now it is pouring rain and I'm trapped in the barn. Kind of the whole point of trying to fix leaky attic vents.

[Smucky]

Literally trapped in here now with nothing to do. Guess I could try huffing some paint

[Smucky]

My YouTube feed is polluted with amateur weathermen talking about the gulf hurricane. Just realized they are all male because autism in women is expressed differently

[NinjaPoodle]

My YouTube feed is polluted with amateur weathermen talking about the gulf hurricane. Just realized they are all male because autistic females don't care about the weather.

[Smucky]

Done with the vents finally

Used real rivets!

And installed

[NinjaPoodle]

Now the chickens can breathe.

[Smucky]

Well now I can ride out the storm. I can't say hurricane because that would give out my location

[NinjaPoodle]

You live in Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma.

[Smucky]

Just shaved my ass crack. Now to bed

[Smucky]

Awake.