My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

[Smucky]

It hurts bad to just fart. How can I expect to push a turd out?

[Smucky]

All pain. No poop

[Smucky]

Now to bed

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Awake now

[Smucky]

And day three of no poopie

I need yalls ideas for how to get it out

[NinjaPoodle]

raw carrots

[Smucky]

No, I mean like instant results. Like I could drink some coffee and take a ritalin right now and that would probably start some contractions. But if I'm still too sore to push it out... not sure what will happen

[Smucky]

Ok, coffee down, ritalin down... and nothing

[Smucky]

And still nothing

[NinjaPoodle]

Prunes

[Smucky]

Prunes

I think that is working from the wrong end.

I think for now, I'll just get some "instruments of water injection" set up near the toilet ready for tomorrow.

[NinjaPoodle]

This is too advanced for me.

Maybe you should just try with an unwinded metal clothes hanger.

[Smucky]

Man need more sleep, but can't sleep

[Smucky]

Ok, taken a few different stimulants this morning. Hoping to wake up my bowels. Feeling...something.

[Smucky]

Pray for poopie

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[Smucky]

On toilet here we go

[Smucky]

Okay not bad like a 2-ft snake.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Still a bit of pain. Thought it was constipation, but I guess just surgery pains

[NinjaPoodle]

Go sit on the tractor while its running for a while and it will be better.

[Smucky]

Seems like I'm getting more sore as the day went on. And then before the wife helped me shower, I tossed her on the bed and had sexual minutes now kinda more sore

...but sweet relief

[Smucky]

Don't feel any better today. Feels like I've gone through surgery

[Smucky]

Cold front came through. Got an older goat that keeps falling over. And I can't go outside so I just get to sit here and slowly watch her freeze to death

[Smucky]

Stomach cramping. Laying a long creamy hot snake