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The aesthetics of the Boeing cockpit is excellent. The green illuminated outlines, the amber panel lighting, the classical yoke. This is how all cockpits should look like.

This is from a Boeing 777.
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This is the content we need
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Airbus, that horrible grey color that looks like a Japanese budget car and no yoke and they have that floppy joystick.
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infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am 7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4
Wow she's beautiful. Kind of looks like my wife. :whackit: Young looking too :brown: at least from far away
I would have chased her around yelling "big ass titties" :jerkit:
What is the back story on this? Seems like wife material, not too high maintenance. Give me some more :compufreak:
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Smucky wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am 7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4

What is the back story on this?

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A woman stripped naked and stormed through Dallas Fort Worth airport's Terminal D in a jaw-dropping public meltdown that left passengers stunned and airport staff nowhere in sight.
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Smucky wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am 7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4
Wow she's beautiful. Kind of looks like my wife. :whackit: Young looking too :brown: at least from far away
I would have chased her around yelling "big ass titties" :jerkit:
What is the back story on this? Seems like wife material, not too high maintenance. Give me some more :compufreak:
You should let your wife watch that clip and then tell her that she should be more like her in the video.
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NinjaPoodle wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 7:12 pm
Smucky wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 3:42 pm
infowar wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:58 am 7129216-e2b94ea60d0300b8af3256736f850e72.mp4
Wow she's beautiful. Kind of looks like my wife. :whackit: Young looking too :brown: at least from far away
I would have chased her around yelling "big ass titties" :jerkit:
What is the back story on this? Seems like wife material, not too high maintenance. Give me some more :compufreak:
You should let your wife watch that clip and then tell her that she should be more like her in the video.
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A better version
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The police is there and he's doing nothing.
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But I poop from there
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Kind of looks like my wife.
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Hungry Hungry Hippo :chew:
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Having the joystick on opposite side is a danger to fly safety. Either you are left or right handed and you if you switch sides you will be less trained to manually steer the plane if the joystick is on the wrong side for the particular pilot. This has to stop. Boeing has a yoke in the middle which means it doesn't matter which side you sit.

I'm ready to take Airbus to court.
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I've always thought about that too. Seems kind of weird. But I think the point is since it's all fly by wire, they want you to just turn knobs and push buttons instead of playing with a joystick.
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Smucky wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 5:39 pm I've always thought about that too. Seems kind of weird. But I think the point is since it's all fly by wire, they want you to just turn knobs and push buttons instead of playing with a joystick.
Knobs and dials?

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It's a fucking Linux terminal.
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See, Airbus pilots aren't pilots, they are mainframe operators.
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