Leveraged ETFs: Lets get rich edition

[Smucky]

Who's first

[infowar]

What does it mean?

[Smucky]

What does it mean?

Right now for today, the S&P 500 (spx) is down 1.5%

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But the 3x inverse ETF of spx is up 4.5%

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So if you know the S&P will be going down, you can buy into an inverse ETF. Sounds easy, but I've just never had the guts to do it. I almost did it Monday, but the market was pretty level, so that would have meant that I would have lost money (of course )

[infowar]

Nah itll bounce back. Buy the dip

[Smucky]

Buy the dick

[infowar]

Ok i will do it if i figure out how

[Smucky]

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[infowar]

[Smucky]

heh, back in late 90's, I worked at a gas station and started stealing redman chew. Had never tried it before and wanted to see wtf. At first I'd do it at school and spit it all over the halls and stuff. It was actually pretty good, had a really sweet taste. Not sure if that is artificial sweetening or what. But I liked it. A few other kids that tried it liked it as well. Then I started chewing it around the house while I would be outside smoking cigarettes (yea both at the same time). Then from there I started grabbing a chunk right before I'd take a shower and spit all over the shower. Then I finally manned up and put a cup under my bed so I could chew while I played psx, gran turismo, gta, etc after school. But it wasn't long until I picked up the cup to spit in to it but instead took a drink. sucked
Went back to shower spittin' after that
Only did it for a few months, teeth and gums started hurting and stuff. Haven't done it since, but sometimes when I'm stuck on the tractor for hours, I think it'd be pretty cool to try again. Been meaning to pick up some zyn and mess with that

[infowar]

Zyn had me tripping out and i smoke a lot

Snorting snuff is even better

[infowar]

It's.bouncing








It's glistening

[infowar]

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[Smucky]

Are they hiring?

[Smucky]

Ah sweet, Subversive ETFs based on insider congress information Going all in, just need money first

[Smucky]

Are they hiring?

Fag crap. They don't even allow remote working https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/Grindr%20LLC/4 ... 88db5d1251