My activities for the month of stardate 20179 are/is

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Ugh, forgot to change out of my good pants and into my "working" pants. Nasty chairs

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20 minutes in and the commercials are still rolling

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Ok starting. Got a custom warning to not screw around with the chicken jockey scene

[Smucky]

All right, it's done. Maybe tomorrow I'll try to write a full review. Right now. I just need to quickly get home so I can try to make love to my wife and hopefully get all this gayness off of me.

[Smucky]

I just need to quickly get home so I can try to make love to my wife and hopefully get all this gayness off of me.

And done

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[Smucky]

Ugh, ate ritalin, adderall, took some natural Ginseng memory boost pills, and am chewing on some caffeine gum. Now I've got a goat out hollering, I guess in labor. Got to deliver babies while I grind my teeth. Complete was of my mental capacity

[Smucky]

Dumb whore, that's what you get for spreading your legs.

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This one has a funny udder

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Goodnight for now my plebs

[NinjaPoodle]

Ok starting. Got a custom warning to not screw around with the chicken jockey scene

You should have brought the chicken.

[Smucky]

Ok starting. Got a custom warning to not screw around with the chicken jockey scene

You should have brought the chicken.

[NinjaPoodle]

You know that the chicken jockey meme is totally made up in order make people to come to cinemas. What else can you do when the movies actually sucks.



For some reason the audience know where the light switch is, which is usually controlled in the control room not in the theater. Which means that the cinema personnel was in on it.

[Smucky]

bla, had to go to grandparent's house again to fix leaking toilet Also noticed the the shut off valve outside was leaking and flooding the yard

[Smucky]

Swiped some goat milk. Going to see how it will froth for a latte

[NinjaPoodle]

Swiped some goat milk. Going to see how it will froth for a latte

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I think it is great that you get some goat milk, however that is something your wife should do.

[Smucky]

Swiped some goat milk. Going to see how it will froth for a latte

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First sip after it was chilled, slightly salty. Was surprising. Few more light sips, I'd describe it as thicker than cow milk, with a salty sweetness. Was actually pretty good, but I wanted to puke the whole time.

The frothing seems promising, but with a small amount it quickly got to 145 degrees so had to kill it before I would have liked.

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The latte was a bit watery, again probably needed more frothing. The actual foam that was made was quite thick with some slimy lumps in it. Guess I was turning it into cheese Again, wanted to puke with every sip, but the overall flavor was mostly fine.

Overall, not very enjoyable, but might do again

[Smucky]

Maybe tomorrow I'll try to write a full review.

Not point in a review. The movie is clearly only for young people that lust over minecraft.

The movie was annoying, I looked at my watch every 5 minutes. Or two minutes...

But the most annoying part was the 25 minutes of "previews" before hand. That was super painful. Each one seemed to be like 5 minutes long too, like they probably showed every good part. What we get to look forward to in the future is a new lilo and stitch, only instead of it being animated, it is, uh, CGI animated There's also some kind of new Superman in the works. From the looks of it, Superman ran out of strength and his companion "super dog" had to drag him to a planet of robots that heal people using the sun If that is not enough remakes, then you'll love the new Jurassic Park "rebirth". It looks like it takes place after the first movie. Apparently they needed to visit another island for some reason. But this particular island was the place where the original Jurassic Park people sent their really naughty and misbehaving dinos

[Smucky]

Got the local fence guy out to put in some extra braces and stuff. But he keeps showing up randomly with different tractors and trucks and trailers. And I got to let him in through all these Gates and then babysit the livestock. And that's annoying. Especially when I got to take a huge dump.

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A new day

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Time to go rut up my wife's vagina

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Ah, sloptastic

[Smucky]

A local law firm is looking for a "python guy". Apparently they handle collections. The Google maps review is full of one star reviews with people complaining about their bank account with "over $2,000" in it was garnished and now they don't have money to feed their kids.

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Not sure if I should laugh

[NinjaPoodle]

A local law firm is looking for a "python guy". Apparently they handle collections. The Google maps review is full of one star reviews with people complaining about their bank account with "over $2,000" in it was garnished and now they don't have money to feed their kids.

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Not sure if I should laugh

sue them.

[Smucky]

Interview went alright. They didn't really ask anything. Said next step would be with the CEO. They mainly wanted to make sure I was ok coming into the office once a week to observe the customer support team and look for bottle necks. It is basically a building with like 3 lawyers in it and like 30 telephone staff and deal with the people calling in screaming about how to get their money back. They said they keep the office doors locked for safety but wanted to make sure I felt safe enough with that I guess