Smucky wrote: Wed Aug 06, 2025 2:49 am My son keeps managing to crash firefox on his laptop. Thought it was all the crappy websites he goes to but my set up is nearly identical to his and I never have crashes. Looking at the submitted crash reports, a few have been auto-correlated into a category for "high probability of bad hardware".
I guess I'll fire up memtest+ on it, haven't used that in like 15 years
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They said they'd call us once they figure out what when wrong. Smucky, the cat eating appendix
You need to waste your money on a jaw expander. Instead put your son on a testosterone cure. There is a reason bodybuilders like Arnold Schwarzenegger have a jaws like excavators.Smucky wrote: Wed Aug 06, 2025 11:28 pm I was supposed to take my son to get a bottom jaw expander thing installed on his, well bottom jaw. He already had the top done, google "palate expander" if you want to know the details. That appointment was today, but I was busy messing with the laptop so sent the wife.
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Went soft, pulled condom off to try to get inflated again, but couldn't feel anything. 
Eventually gave up. Flipped the lights on and realized blood everywhere Figured I'd try again after a shower and midnight snack. 
But then didn't feel like doing anything. Tried to go to sleep, but got a boner just thinking about sticking it in. But tired. Passed out for about 20 minutes. Then woke up super horny. In goes I 
Go into full jackhammer mode. I ain't got time for this. The time is upon us. Quickly put on mr. jimmy and get back to work. The reservoir tip is now full. Take another shower. Go to bed at 4am 
Am I getting too old for this? 
Smucky, the cat eating appendix Yes, you are getting too old. You need the blue pill but even that doesn't always work because it also requires that you are horny. As you age you also get less horny.Smucky wrote: Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:09 pm Tried to screw the wife before bed last night. Kind of didn't want to, but was pretty horny, plus the "time of the month" was nearing upon us.
Felt good... Wanted to prolong. Almost bust a nut like 10 times but held the reins to just goon out a bit. But after 30 minutes or so, everything kind of went numb. Put on a condom for the big finish, but that just made it worse.
What went wrong?
Hmm, dying with a boner. In Vietnam, they believe if you die while ejaculating, that you will stay ejaculating for all eternityNinjaPoodle wrote: Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:24 pm
Yes, you are getting too old. You need the blue pill but even that doesn't always work because it also requires that you are horny. As you age you also get less horny.
The best you can hope for is the banana spider gel. The banana spider is the most venomous spider in the world but also have the side effect that people (males) who are bitten will get priapism. While deadly, at least you will die with a nice hard-on. Scientists have now managed to isolate the molecule and made a gel out of it.
https://interestingengineering.com/heal ... -erections
Unlike the blue pill, the banana spider gel will unconditionally give you a hard-on. Got to try it out.
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Smucky, the cat eating appendix You should try to go to local bar and pick up girls. Show them them videos you are looking to and explain that it makes you a real man.
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