My activities for the month of stardate 19816 are/is

[Smucky]

For this month, my goals are to waste more time doing useless internet surfing.

brb

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[Smucky]

Not sure what I'm doing today. But at least yesterday I finally got my zwave switch in the mail (after a 14 day wait) and got that in my air handler so I can remotely turn on a UV germicidal lamp

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[Smucky]

Taking a dump rights now.

[Smucky]

BREATHE

[Smucky]

And
PUSH

[Smucky]

Got my automations set up so I can remotely cook the little air handler germies.

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[Smucky]

For today, drinking coffee rights now.

Staring at my zwave switch automations

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Switches are boring though. I kind of want to try turning it off and on really fast. That sounds like fun.

[Smucky]

Time for a nap

[Smucky]

Took a nap but still tired. Being 40 is hell

[Smucky]

Right now balancing my bank accounts and pondering what to do about filing taxes next week.

[Smucky]

I'll just drop an addy and listen to some rave music. Maybe that will get me awake

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[Smucky]

After browsing reddit, twitter, 4chan, facebook for three hours I now feel that I am caught up on the day's news. Now time to get to work as Linux Engineer

[Smucky]

Was going to take off work early today and mow the grass. But kind of don't really feel like that now I mean I could just sit here and watch porn all night and then smash into my wife Oh wait my accountability thread... never mind

So hmm, to mow or not to mow

[Smucky]

If I just keep thinking about what to do, soon it will be too dark to mow. The problem solved

[Smucky]

So I just sat around instead. But have experienced supreme ejaculation rights now.

[Smucky]

Awake.

What will Smucky do for today?

[NinjaPoodle]

You put your dork in someones mouth.

[Smucky]

Momma always said if you sleep on a cold floor you'll get hemorrhoids

[NinjaPoodle]

She was right, I should know.

[Smucky]

I was going to make jokes about going to the litter box, but now I'm constipated AF!

[Smucky]

And it burns when I pee

[Smucky]

I could spend time with my family on this beautiful Saturday. Or I could mow my 54,000sqft lawn. Having a nice lawn is a sign of white privilege so I know what I'm doing.

[NinjaPoodle]

Lawnmower of white supremacy.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

And now sleep