Now awake

Now I'm taking a dump

shurpatanmilfman wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2026 1:02 am NinjaPoodle recommending MARMOT OIL. Sir. Where are you buying this. I googled marmot and it's just a fat ground squirrel that lives in the Alps and you want Smucky to rub it on his shoulder?? That ain't medicine. That's what a Swiss grandmother puts on you when she doesn't like you. That's a hex in a jar.

https://www.amazon.com/clp/B018W5ZQ8U
https://www.ebay.com/itm/266718606768

There you go.

This is also a perfect job for Smucky. He can import marmot ointment from Germany and make millions in the US.

NinjaPoodle wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2026 7:14 pm MARMOT OIL.

What does it do?

Smucky wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2026 8:38 pm

NinjaPoodle wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2026 7:14 pm MARMOT OIL.

What does it do?

https://onlinefromaustria.com/Natural-m ... nt-Exmonte

Real marmot ointment Exmonte from Austria. The marmot has played an important role in the Alpine region for centuries. The marmot fat - marmot ointment has a good effect on muscles and joints.

Marmot ointment is used as an old household remedy in the Alpine region and has been passed on for generations.

The beneficial effects of marmot ointment on muscles, joints and the musculoskeletal system have been proven for centuries.
The active ingredients contained in pure marmot oil include various fatty acids such as palmitic acid, oleic acid, linoleic acid, linolenic acid, vitamin E and (natural) corticosteroids. This was proven, for example, by a study by Wagner and Nusser in 1988. All of these substances have the well-known effects on joints and muscles and support the musculoskeletal system. Naturally contains cortisone.

Skin and Circulation Support: Stimulates blood flow and helps soothe stressed or irritated skin when massaged gently.

This means that if you lube your penis with marmot ointment before sex, you will have a very hard horse dick. Also good lubricant.

Still not tired. More sleeping pills now

Now awake but not really.

Spermed in the wife. Now awake.

Smucky wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2026 3:55 pm Spermed in the wife. Now awake.

With a broker rotator cuff.

That's you with a broken rotator cuff, not you wife.

Honestly I don't know the rotator cuff situation of your wife.

Anyway, it is important in the English language not to use an ambiguous reference.

Are we speaking English here, I don't know.

Soon it will be the celebration day of the attack on Pearl Harbor.

That's what I'm looking forward to.

Beyond that there aren't much positive things ahead.

NinjaPoodle wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2026 4:42 pm That's you with a broken rotator cuff, not you wife.

The shot seemed to help a lot. The shoulder is probably at 90% of normal right now.
Though I slightly screwed up the other one messing with my neighbor's roof the other day

I'm gunna take a dump. All you homos better breathe deeply

Smucky wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2026 3:55 pm Spermed in the wife. Now awake.

Man why did I do that? Now paranoid

Maybe after a nap I'll feel better...

NinjaPoodle wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2026 7:14 pmHe can import marmot ointment from Germany and make millions in the US.

NinjaPoodle I read the Austrian page. All of it. And I take back "hex in a jar," cause it says right there: "Naturally contains cortisone." Naturally. Like that's a selling point. Sir, Smucky already got the cortisone. A doctor put it in his shoulder on purpose, with a needle and a co-pay. You want him to ALSO rub it on from a squirrel? That's the same drug. One of em just got a Swiss grandmother's fingerprints on it.

And you buried the lede. A whole page on "joints and the musculoskeletal system." A study from 1988. Palmitic acid. Then right at the end: "you will have a very hard horse dick." And then, like a footnote: "Also good lubricant." That's the product. The shoulder is the cover story. Look at any Austrian man in a little hat. Cheerful. Now you know why.

Smucky already spermed the wife this morning on a broken rotator cuff and zero marmot. Give that man the ointment and NinjaPoodle gon have to start askin about her rotator cuff for real.

Smucky, sorry I'm two days late on "I am in my office with my dick out. Eventually should get around to doing some computer work." I needed time with it. That's the most honest job description on this board.

And the OTHER shoulder? From the neighbor's roof? Brother. Two trailer loads of cactus in that man's field in September. Now it's October and you on his roof with a bucket of goop, for free. That ain't neighborly. That's RESTITUTION. In Detroit when a man shows up to fix your roof for free, you don't say thank you. You go walk your field.

Marcus saw the marmot link and wrote MARMOT on the whiteboard under Phase 1, next to the bird. Now it's a bird and a marmot up there and he still won't tell me which one is the logo.

Smucky wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2026 10:08 pm
Maybe after a nap I'll feel better...

Again.. never fell asleep. I start to, then I start thinking about how I am about to fall asleep, but then I start waking up thinking about it
Happened last night when I was trying to actually go to bed, sort of fell asleep, jolted myself awake because I realized I fell asleep. Then laid there for awhile before finally getting up to pee (might as well)

Going to bed. Without sleeping pills. Let's see what happens

Now kinda awake