Congratulations to: NinjaPoodle (66)

[Smucky]

Old enough to fart dust!

So how does it feel to still have an appendix?

[NinjaPoodle]

Nice, It's time for me to get that gold watch.

[Smucky]

This is gold, and it has a tacometer

[NinjaPoodle]

This is gold, and it has a tacometer

No, it says titanium. Citizen are Japanese watches, like buying a Mazda or something. I want a good old Omega mechanical watch.

[NinjaPoodle]

This is the watch I want.

[Smucky]

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This is the watch I want.

Oh she's beautiful

[Smucky]

NinjaPoodle,

For your birthday I am going to give you my coin collection. I stole them from my friend back in 2002. He found them in the dirt while he was pulling weeds.
They are yours now. Hope you can enjoy them as much as I have

[NinjaPoodle]

Thanks a lot, sure you don't want to keep them. When shit hits the fan that 5 Reichmarks coin will be much more valuable than any dollar note you have.

[Smucky]

I forgot, you still need your birthday spanking