My activities for the month of stardate 20514 are/is

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Goals for this month:

• Invest more time in my community

• Help the poor

• Get out and vote

• Bring my family together

• Switch from straight porn to gay porn as my wife gets jealous of other naked women

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Yesterday, was going to do more work on the old tractor:

And done.
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But first was going to mow my grandpa's yard. Had to move his car, but the 7 year old battery was dead. So had to screw with that. So there went the 1 hour of free time I had that was supposed to be used on the tractor Just mowed a bunch of grass after that.

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And then for today, Monday which always sucks. But this one was pretty weird. Was trying to enjoy my coffee and right as I was about to crap my pants, my grandpa calls to tell me to go to the barn and get some wood because he "fell through the floor" last night. I get over there, and sure enough there is a hole in the floor also my uncle was there waiting on a plumber because grandpa not only put a hole in the floor, but had also somehow broke the toilet off the mount in the bathroom. Not sure how to do both of those things in one night

Also the school called informing me at lunch my son broke off some of his braces And I think there was some other weirdness throughout the day as well both wife and I got super sleepy and took like a two hour nap after lunch Not really the norm

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my grandpa calls to tell me to go to the barn and get some wood because he "fell through the floor" last night. I get over there, and sure enough there is a hole in the floor

Picture of my handy work

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Now time for bed