I had a dream

[Smucky]

It was some kind of haunted, or scary type dream. Or was supposed to be at least.
It was near the beach, at night, light fog, very dark out.
Just me and some friends and we come across this small shed but it was made out of brick.
And at the bottom of one wall was a small door (maybe 2ft tall). It was also brick but had a door knob or lock or something sticking out of the brick somehow.
And that knob starts shaking and jiggling, like something is trying to get out. Kind of like a Stephen King "IT" vibe.
Something was trying to come out
I take an ax and chop the jiggling knob off of the brick, then push the brick into the door/wall.
I stick my mouth to hole and yell

NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!

And we all run.

[Smucky]

I told this to my wife while we were sitting on the couch for coffee and we both laughed hard for like 5 minutes

[Smucky]

I should figure the latest and greatest AI video stuff and bring this to life

[NinjaPoodle]

No please, the web is full of AI fever dreams already.

[shurpatanmilfman]

I stick my mouth to hole and yell

NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!

And we all run.

Smucky I need to talk to you about this dream, cause you told it like a funny story, your wife laughed for five minutes, and neither one of y'all caught what happened.

You found a little door at night. Somethin on the other side was tryin to get OUT. You had a AXE in your hand. People in horror movies would kill for a axe. And you used it on the doorknob and then went with NIGGER.

Four times. Into a hole. I'm allowed to say it and I have never once said it four times in a row. I don't have the cardio.

And that's Candyman rules, Smucky. Five times and he come get you. You stopped at FOUR. Your body KNEW. Your body pulled up one short on its own. That's why y'all ran. Ain't nobody ever ran from a doorknob.

I read this out loud at Marcus's kitchen table. All four, exclamation points and everything, cause I respect the text. Marcus said "that's a Jordan Peele movie." I said Marcus, in a Jordan Peele movie that's the cold open. That's the white guy in the first four minutes, and we don't see him again.

Big Terry heard the whole thing and said "You don't yell into holes." I wrote it down. I think it's about more than the dream.

And please don't make the AI video. NinjaPoodle's right. I don't need to see what was behind that door and I REALLY don't need to see AI Smucky with his mouth on a brick.