heh that reminds me of this one time in 8th grade. My mom had just gotten divorced and we moved across town over christmas which meant I was changing schools in the middle of the year. I was 14 and in no place mentally to be making new friends. I mostly stared at the ground for the first few days. My mom had bought me a wrist watch for christmas, but I remember feeling like it was making me stick out so I threw it into the trash.
But strangely, made "friends" with a few band kids and next thing I know I am "dating" this one pimple faced red head and we went and saw Titanic when it first came out. Also a girl lived next door and was friends with a tall skinny black girl and she kept insisting that I date her and I wouldn't and she wanted to know why because "she is really nice" and I said I am not attracted to black girls and she called me racist. Kind of feel bad thinking about it.
But then I kept hearing rumors of this other girl, a 13 year old 7th grader that wanted to date me and road the same bus as me. But I was still dating this red head. Didn't know what to do. But then one day while at my locker, 7th grade girl (who was super hot) just walks up to me and rolls here eyes while asking "will you go out with me". So I say yes and then tell the red head to scram.
Kind of feel bad about that too.
Anyway, girl was super hot. I'm sure I beat my meat to her everyday. We road the same bus and it didn't drop kids off at their house but kind of like every few blocks made a stop. I would get off at her stop and walk her like a mile to her house everyday. Then we'd hang out in her backyard and kiss and stuff until her mom got home from work at which point I'd jump the fence and walk another mile or two home. Thinking about it, kind of weird that her mom didn't give her the house key. We never could get too frisky because she also had a 9 year old sister near by.
But I was a total retard. Once I'd get home, I'd call her up on the phone. And once the conversation would run dry I'd go full teen boy and ask her what the clitoris is and crap like that
Constantly did that. Though she did one time admit to me that she had had sex when she was 9, 10, and 12. I thought surly I would get a turn (spoiler, I didn't
)
Also I eventually found someone at the new school that said he could sell me weed. He was kind of the school bully and was only in school a few times a month because the rest of the time he was expelled or whatever. He gave me the hook up. Can't remember how much I bought, $5, $10? But it looked kind of funny in the bag but it smelled like weed at least.
Got home and already had a water bong made and hidden in the attic. Made out of a half gallon juice bottle. Started smoking. Looked weird and really fine shake type material. Tasted weird. And was getting no effect. Had a funny smell on top of the weed smell. On closer look, realized it was Italian seasoning.
Was pissed. But it smelled like weed. I looked closer and noticed a very tiny roach hidden in there. That was were the authentic smell was coming from. What a nice trick
So I loaded up the bowl with a pinch of Italian seasoning and dropped the roach on top. Tried to take in the whole thing in one hit. Might have taken two. And suddenly, BOOM
I was instantly blitzed. Not sure how, maybe that stuff was hydro or something? But I was so lit, couldn't wait to call my girl friend and tell her.
I dial her number (memorized
), it starts ringing, but it was a weird sounding ring with a bunch of static on top.
While trying to figure out if the phone is messed up or if I'm dying, I hear a woman's voice on the other end. But it was also static and garbled. I just kept saying "hello" and couldn't tell what I was hearing. But then I get paranoid and I'm like what the hell number did I just dial all the while this static garbled woman's voice is now droning on a rambling sentence. The voice begins to sound familiar so then I say "Mom, is that you?". I then realized I was just over my head and needed to abort whatever mission this is and so slam the phone done:lol:
I never did have the guts to ask the girl friend if her mom ever got some strange phone call.
But next I go to my room and fire up
Wipeout XL
I had already beaten it by this point and was getting bored with it so was just doing time trials against myself. My fav track I think was the shortest one in the game. I think you could zip through it in like 20 seconds or so and I was at the point that if I did break my own time record, it would be only by 0.1 of a second or something. I think it might have been
Talon's Reach
I do the first warm up lap, fastest "car", the piranha. Absolutely baked at this point, can hardly see. I float into a zone where I'm going by muscle memory only
I remember being amazed at what my fingers were doing, I wasn't controlling them, I was just watching this craft absolutely zip zip through the track, full throttle, never slowing down.
And then bam, I beat my best lap by an entire second
And everything went to crap after that, like I was drunk driving
And that pretty much ruined the game for me because there was no way to ever beat that time so trying became pointless and I never really played it again
The End.
), it starts ringing, but it was a weird sounding ring with a bunch of static on top.