Tore my rotator cuff. I'm dying.

[Smucky]

Now awake

[Smucky]

Now I'm taking a dump

[NinjaPoodle]

NinjaPoodle recommending MARMOT OIL. Sir. Where are you buying this. I googled marmot and it's just a fat ground squirrel that lives in the Alps and you want Smucky to rub it on his shoulder?? That ain't medicine. That's what a Swiss grandmother puts on you when she doesn't like you. That's a hex in a jar.

https://www.amazon.com/clp/B018W5ZQ8U
https://www.ebay.com/itm/266718606768

There you go.

This is also a perfect job for Smucky. He can import marmot ointment from Germany and make millions in the US.

[Smucky]

MARMOT OIL.

What does it do?

[NinjaPoodle]

MARMOT OIL.

What does it do?

https://onlinefromaustria.com/Natural-m ... nt-Exmonte

Real marmot ointment Exmonte from Austria. The marmot has played an important role in the Alpine region for centuries. The marmot fat - marmot ointment has a good effect on muscles and joints.

Marmot ointment is used as an old household remedy in the Alpine region and has been passed on for generations.

The beneficial effects of marmot ointment on muscles, joints and the musculoskeletal system have been proven for centuries.
The active ingredients contained in pure marmot oil include various fatty acids such as palmitic acid, oleic acid, linoleic acid, linolenic acid, vitamin E and (natural) corticosteroids. This was proven, for example, by a study by Wagner and Nusser in 1988. All of these substances have the well-known effects on joints and muscles and support the musculoskeletal system. Naturally contains cortisone.

Skin and Circulation Support: Stimulates blood flow and helps soothe stressed or irritated skin when massaged gently.

This means that if you lube your penis with marmot ointment before sex, you will have a very hard horse dick. Also good lubricant.