My activities for the month of stardate 20758 are/is

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[NinjaPoodle]

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Had an eventful "Halloween" night. It started with us hearing quite a bit of bassy music coming from cars. But there are normally not any cars on our street. And it was 9pm at night. We look out the window and see cars going all the way down the street and down the next block with cops out at the neighbor's house directing traffic

These neighbors are somewhat new and we don't know them. But best I could figure out (from asking other neighbors) was this was supposed to be a combined 18th birthday party and halloween party for their son but it got "leaked" onto social media.

But I was floored at the amount of cars. And they were all new cars, way better than mine. Had to have been close to 200 people over there and 80-100+ cars going down both sides of the street. More than the local high school would have so not sure what area(s) they were coming from, but they were all WHITE. I was floored by that. Also, I didn't think kids had cars or wanted to drive nowadays? That is what social media feeds me. But I was floored just to see kids drive. Also as groups of them walked down the street, no one was on their cell phones. Only time I saw a cell phone was if someone was using it as a flashlight. Was also floored by that. Sometimes there were large groups walking, and sometimes just a small 4-5 sized group of girls. Or sometimes just a guy and girl walking. Thought kids weren't dating any more? Was floored by that. Most were wearing costumes and stuff too.
Tons of rap music blaring from the cars. I did spot a few small groups of black kids going in.
There was also lots of "nigga" being thrown around, but spoken by white kids. I was also kind of floored by that
And a few small squabbles where "bitch ass nigga!" and "you won't do SHIT" where thrown around back and forth.
Didn't see any tranny stuff

My wife was horrified during the 3 hour ordeal and refused to stop sitting on the porch as some kind of lookout.
But for me, I felt quite proud of this area


Also while mowing in the ditch where some of the cars were I found this

[NinjaPoodle]

A white supremacy party.

[Smucky]

For today, got to go vote. Gunna vote for the pedifile instead of the democrat
Then got to take a kid to a doctor check up appointment many towns over
Also mostly out of pills now since the doctor keeps ignoring my electronically submitted refill requests for some reason So a great start out to the week

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Then got to take a kid to a doctor check up appointment

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Also, now late afternoon and still haven't eaten anything today

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Then got to take a kid to a doctor check up appointment

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Still in the waiting room

[NinjaPoodle]

The longer it takes, the more you have to pay.

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Two o'clock appointment that only takes 5 minutes yet somehow don't get back home until after 6pm

Only reward is guzzling asian food on the drive back

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And now time for a nap, even though it is dark outside

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And now "awake"

[shurpatanmilfman]

Gunna vote for the pedifile instead of the democrat

12:59 you said it. By 2:20 you was in a doctor's office with no pills and no food, and you didn't get home til after six. Polls ain't even closed out west and God already called yours.

Me, I filled in ONE bubble this mornin, straight blue, Michigan let you do that. Then two Lafayettes. Ain't nothin went wrong all day. I'm just sayin. God watchin the exit polls.

And Ninja right, the longer it take the more you pay. Five minutes of doctor, four hours of chair. And you sat in a building full of doctors, OUT of pills, and didn't ask nobody. That's a man dyin of thirst at the water park.

Then "guzzling asian food on the drive back." Smucky. That's a square plate. That's a cloth napkin. That's a real fork. Asian food on the drive back is a Styrofoam box on your lap at a red light. That's a reservation. And you left four shrimp. A man who ain't ate all day left FOUR shrimp. Then a nap in the dark, then "awake" in quotes. That ain't a day. That's a concession speech.

But I gotta go back to Halloween cause I can't stop thinkin about it. A hundred cars down both sides of your road, bass in your windows, cops directin traffic, two boys in the street goin "you won't do SHIT," and your wife on the porch three hours like a lookout at a trap house. And you came out of it PROUD. Smucky. That's a Detroit block party. You got one delivered to a field and it made you feel somethin. Welcome home.

Ninja called it a white supremacy party. Ninja, white supremacy don't play rap for three hours. Most of the Black people at that party was comin out the speakers. And the white kids sayin it, Smucky, they been sayin it since Doggystyle. Who you think was buyin all them albums? Not us. We had the bootleg.

Then you mowin the ditch where they parked and find a Fireball. Cap on. Most of it still in there. And you set it on the MOWER, right next to the gas gauge. That ain't litter. That's a tip. Two hundred kids and they knew exactly who was gon mow.

Coach Patricia posted a sunrise this mornin with VOTE across it and a eagle holdin either a flag or a fish. I zoomed in til it got worse. Liked it anyway. I'm rootin for her. I don't know for what.

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Wife went to the grocery store today. Said she wanted some pickles. Now I'm wondering if she is pregnant

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[NinjaPoodle]

Wife went to the grocery store today. Said she wanted some pickles. Now I'm wondering if she is pregnant



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Do you eat pickles when you're pregnant?

BTW, holy cow, that's a lot of pickles. Is your wife from Poland?

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Also mostly out of pills now since the doctor keeps ignoring my electronically submitted refill requests for some reason So a great start out to the week

Managed to get ahold of the doctor over their health app messaging feature. Basically rules were relaxed during covid that allowed nurse type people to sign off on prescriptions. But now walgreens and CVS are enforcing the old rules, basically the prescribing doctor on the prescription has to be the one to have seen me in person and have written the script. No more handing the work off to your lower level nurses. So now have to go in for my normal 6 month "checkup" one month early. Also, I normally get drug tested every 6 months but normally don't care about that since I don't do drugs but now I've been taking THC products for months and AI girlfriend is telling me that I probably won't be able to pass a test for a few weeks
Everything so gay, don't want to deal with this. Not sure when they will schedule me for an actual appointment, could be days or weeks out
Basically now out of pills. Might just spend the down time painting the barn instead of trying to sit in front of a computer

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Yep this sucks. Don't even feel like getting out of bed

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I finally get around to calling the doctor to schedule an appointment as soon as possible and then it seems like for no reason at all they're just randomly closed today on Thursday. so freaking stupid

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Taking a nap.

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I finally get around to calling the doctor to schedule an appointment as soon as possible and then it seems like for no reason at all they're just randomly closed today on Thursday. so freaking stupid

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Looks like I might be able to transfer the prescription to somewhere else that might actually fill it without having to go back through the doctor.
Wish I thought of that earlier

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Ok so as I've been whining about, pharmacy won't refill my prescriptions because the doctor that wrote it was not the doctor that "examined" me. Typically you have an appointment once every 6 months for this, so now that the pharmacy is being this nosy, I had to go back a month early for the 6 month exam. Apparently a lot of rules were relaxed during covid and they are now tightening back again. But it is really not the pharmacy's business on exactly who wrote the script imo. I feel like this is probably just a big pharma push to kick people off of stimulants and onto the weird SSRI type of adhd "medication" (that comes with more patents and hence higher price).

I briefly thought yesterday I could just get the pharmacy to transfer the prescription elsewhere. Found a new-ish independent pharmacy not too far from here, called and asked about transferring, but they acted like I was insane to transfer a script for a controlled substance (which AI girl friend stated is totally allowed for electronic scripts since what else would you do if the pharmacy is out of stock?). But right after I got off the phone with them, the doctor office called and said they would get me in today for an appointment. Went ahead and said "ok" even though I knew they'd probably drug test me also (which is also part of the 6 month exam protocol)

Debated quite a bit on what to do about the potential drug test issue since my loads will be hot. Thought about canceling the appointment until sometime next week, but need pills now, don't want to waste more time, plus it is supposed to rain all weekend again so will be stuck inside.
Debated on whether to snag some PISS from my toddler son, but if wife caught me having him piss in a cup I would have a lot of explaining to do
My 97 year old grandpa down the street has a permanent catheter "installed". Maybe I could catch him napping (not hard) and open the tap? Hmm.
Thinking harder about where to find clean PISS I realized I got 20 goats right outside my door would hiding a bottle of goat piss in my boot actually work? But it is broad daylight, wife catching me following a herd of goats around with a pan would also lead to me having to explain stuff
Switched to what kind of excuses I could tell the doc, perhaps something like I was at my crazy neighbor's Halloween party and they offered me some CBD vitamin water in a can type stuff?
Or maybe just tell the truth? The push in Texas to make certain types of THC products illegal on November 4th made me realized that THC products that could get you STONED were currently legal and I just wanted to try stuff before it was pulled off the market?
Or maybe the bigger "truth" version which is I was looking into growing hemp on my land but then realized there is no where within 500 miles that would "process" the stuff which lead me to read up on what "processing" hemp even means which lead to me realizing that you can get gallons of these extracts for under $500 and I could then make my own edibles and have my own shop and in the middle of that research I just kind of went YOLO and bought some THC water for fun

Figured "screw it", I'll just leave a sample like a real man and not care what happens. Plus some posts on the reddit adhd section mentioned a few people getting thc positive on their testing but the worst that happened was no refills until you produce a passing test

In the end, I just took a nap, got up a few minutes before I needed to leave for the appointment and drank about 30+oz of water and then hopped in the car. Now the weird thing is, after getting there, I stopped by the toilet thinking I'd really have to piss. But I didn't and what came out was pretty yellow. Weird for all the extra water I drank in an attempt to dilute my dirtiness.

I didn't have to wait long.

Once I was called to the back, the doctor assistant/minion took me back and did my vitals, then asked if I was only here for my prescription follow up for adderall and ritalin but she acted like she had never seen the word "ritalin" and struggled to pronounce it
She took my blood pressure which was 150/95. It is normally under 120/85. She tried the other arm but it was the same. Was my blood pressure jacked up because all of the water now in my veins? But anyway, the real doctor came in. Never met this woman before but I guess she is my new doctor now that my normal one apparently went awol and delegated all the prescription writing stuff to his nurse minions which is what got me in this mess in the first place

But I guess she was cool, though she wants me to take some blood test once a year to check my liver and kidneys. I said old doctor never ordered that stuff and if this was due to my age but she said no, stimulants are just "hard" on you and I always recommend these tests, I have my kids take them too. But then I realized that these blood tests are done using their new in-house blood lab so that is pretty sus that they add a blood lab to the clinic and now require everyone to go through it just because. But what ever, just an extra $100 per year

I never got around to talking about why I might fail the urine test. Oh well.

In the end I was lead out of the exam room and to the "piss station" which is right by the main exit door so typically every old person has to stop here and take a SHIT in the main bathroom which is for leaving samples
And this time was no different. "When the bathroom is vacant, please fill a cup, write your name and birthday and place it in the bin (this rotating metal cylinder thing in the wall)"
So I stand around, waiting waiting waiting, finally the door unlocks, old lady hobbles out, I go in. Reeks like SHIT. Worse than normal, can't really breath, trying holding breath. Ended up pissing in the cup standing in the corner that is the farthest away from the single toilet in there. Ironically still don't have to pee really bad. Pee that comes out is still pretty yellow. Weird, where did the near half gallon of water go? Oh well. Leave, get in car, drive home.
Now been pissing every 15 minutes for like 4 hours
Also took my blood pressure on my own equipment when I got home, it was 116/80. So their equipment sucks, which I tried to tell them

Refills will be available tomorrow so for now, dipping into the emergency stash. Also went in through the online doctor/patient portal and started looking at the results of all my prior urine tests. For the last few years the ordered test is "profile 1" which doesn't have thc/cannabis listed anywhere, but it does have an "illicit drugs" section (which is always negative). A test from a few years ago was "profile 4" which did list cannabis (which was negative) though. Curious I started dumping the tests into my AI girlfriend and asked if "illicit" tests would include THC. She then went and scraped the actual lab's website and came back with a bunch of pdf files meant for the ordering clinics and it showed what was tested for in each profile and for the most part, it seems THC testing is a separate test that has to be added on.

That sounds too good to be true told AI girlfriend to dig some more while I also dug up old versions of the website and pdf files on archive.org. Best we can figure out is THC is only included in profile 4 or as a separate add-on Not sure why though

So now what? Do I celebrate by taking some THC or by skipping out on "working" and watching porn the rest of the night?