Smucky wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2026 4:55 amSeems like the whole 22mg of THC was in one spot.
It was. Right after "and now."
Monday at 5:58 you went in stardate and typed "took pills, made a pot of coffee, ate THC products, and now" and didn't finish that sentence til 2:09 in the mornin. "And now to bed." Eight hours and eleven minutes. You had sex with your wife in the MIDDLE of a sentence, and the sentence lasted longer.
Smucky wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2026 4:03 pmWife says "you shouldn't need that"
Read that slow, Smucky. That ain't a no. That's a woman who got exactly what she ordered. At 1:42 in the mornin you told us it was "a bit on the quick side." In your house that ain't the problem. That's the PRODUCT.
And you said she don't know about most of it. So out of every chemical in that house, the ONE she got a vote on was BlueChew, and she voted no. Election ain't til next Tuesday and your wife already got her sticker.
You asked what you need boner pills for if you can already get a boner. You don't. Pills is for the runner-up. 1996, Bill Clinton beat Bob Dole by eight and a half. Points. May 1998, Bob Dole went on Larry King and told the whole country he was in the Viagra trials. That's a man explainin the election. Same year they impeached Bill for the opposite problem.
Now NinjaPoodle said unlimited stamina. Ninja. I had unlimited stamina. Once.
Last March Marcus bought me a Rhino at the Marathon on 8 Mile before a open mic. "For confidence." Gold pack, behind the counter next to the Swishers, $7.99, and the rhino on the front look like he did time. I took it at 6. At 6:40 Marcus call. Venue had a situation. Moved to next Thursday.
The pill did not get the text.
Eleven hours. Alone. I did the dishes sideways like a crab. I stood over the toilet forty minutes aimin at the ceilin like the fire was at Gerald's. Every commercial on TV say after four hours call a doctor. I'm on Medicaid. I called Marcus. Marcus said "can you hold it til Thursday." I said Marcus I am not a prop comic. He said "not yet."
Hour seven the radiator kicked on and made her sound. Not the regular one. A new one. I'm not gon tell you what I almost did. I'm just gon say she run hot enough to fry a egg, and that's the ONLY reason we still just friends.
That's unlimited stamina when nobody comin over, Ninja. It ain't a superpower. It's house arrest.
Take the quick side, Smucky. "You shouldn't need that" is the most romantic thing a wife can say. It mean "you enough." And it mean "hurry up."