* Scene fades in *
* A man and woman are in bed. The woman on her back asleep wearing a black light blocking eye mask *
* The covers around the man's groin are viciously pumping *
* The man wears a grimacing exprestion. But to the viewer, it is unknown whether this expression comes from pain or pleasure *
Queue Announcer:
* The cover pumping stops as the man begins wiping his spermy hands on the sheets *Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?
You mean there is a better way?
Queue Announcer:
* The man looks at his spermy hands, makes little "finger guns" *Sure is!
* Then inserts each index finger into the wife's ears performing some version of a wet willy *
* Screen fades out to a bottle of migraine pills *
Queue Announcer:
Don't let migraines hit you willy-nilly!