Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?

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Smucky
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Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?

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This is a screen play I've made for the next state of the art migration medication. Hope you enjoy.

* Scene fades in *

* A man and woman are in bed. The woman on her back asleep wearing a black light blocking eye mask *

* The covers around the man's groin are viciously pumping *

* The man wears a grimacing exprestion. But to the viewer, it is unknown whether this expression comes from pain or pleasure *


Queue Announcer:
Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?
* The cover pumping stops as the man begins wiping his spermy hands on the sheets *

You mean there is a better way?

Queue Announcer:
Sure is!
* The man looks at his spermy hands, makes little "finger guns" *

* Then inserts each index finger into the wife's ears performing some version of a wet willy *

* Screen fades out to a bottle of migraine pills *


Queue Announcer:
Don't let migraines hit you willy-nilly!
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Re: Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?

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Ok I lied. This isn't my screen play.

It is just an actual dream I had last night :bleh:
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Re: Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?

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I think there is some reflection to the real world.