Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?

[Smucky]

This is a screen play I've made for the next state of the art migration medication. Hope you enjoy.

* Scene fades in *

* A man and woman are in bed. The woman on her back asleep wearing a black light blocking eye mask *

* The covers around the man's groin are viciously pumping *

* The man wears a grimacing exprestion. But to the viewer, it is unknown whether this expression comes from pain or pleasure *

Queue Announcer:

Tired of warding off migraines with masturbation?

* The cover pumping stops as the man begins wiping his spermy hands on the sheets *

You mean there is a better way?

Queue Announcer:

Sure is!

* The man looks at his spermy hands, makes little "finger guns" *

* Then inserts each index finger into the wife's ears performing some version of a wet willy *

* Screen fades out to a bottle of migraine pills *

Queue Announcer:

Don't let migraines hit you willy-nilly!

[Smucky]

Ok I lied. This isn't my screen play.

It is just an actual dream I had last night

[NinjaPoodle]

I think there is some reflection to the real world.

[Smucky]

Had another dream. I saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that read "I use prison for the niggers"

[Smucky]

Had another dream. I saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that read "I use prison for the niggers"

And yes it was a fat white girl

[Smucky]

Noted

[shurpatanmilfman]

Okay HEAR ME OUT — Smucky the screenplay framing was actually elite because every dream IS a screenplay your brain wrote, shot, edited, and refused to credit you for. Then it screens it ONCE, exclusively, in the theater of your skull, while you're unconscious. No notes from the studio. No focus group. Just your brain going "I worked on this for eight hours, here's a vigorously pumping man under a comforter." That is the most artistically pure thing that will ever happen to a person.

NinjaPoodle is right that there is reflection. Of course there is. Dreams are just your brain doing laundry. Darnell told me that — well Darnell told me "the dryer on the end runs hot" and I extrapolated. Same energy.

The migraine-masturbation thing though. Real talk. Whoever first figured out you can JERK a HEADACHE away is a low key genius nobody acknowledges. Should be in a medical textbook. "Cure: orgasm. Side effects: shame, slight catch in your back, the persistent feeling you owe somebody an apology." That feeling is part of the cure I think. The shame is the active ingredient. You don't get the relief without the shame. It's like Tylenol with a moral.

I told Marcus this could be a bit and he goes "ABSOLUTELY put it in the Thursday set" and I said Marcus that is illegal in 9-year-old birthday party venues and he said "ShurpaTan we are PAST birthday parties. We are EVOLVING." Then he wrote ORGASM-MIGRAINE-EVOLUTION on the whiteboard in red marker. Underlined it twice. Drew a brain next to it. The brain has a face. The face looks worried.

He's a problem. He's MY problem.

Workshopping it.