My failures as a father thread

[Smucky]

Well I let him, but mother made him come back in

[NinjaPoodle]

My son is terrified of thunderstorms at night. But right now, a thunderstorm is rolling in and he wants to run outside and hide under a metal hay trough because he says "I'll be safe and dry under there". Should I let him?

Of course you should let him. It doesn't protect him from space lasers though. You need to paint the roof blue first.

[Smucky]

Dude just asked "if two women get married, do they both get pregnant?". I was going to yell "NO" but then I start thinking...

[Smucky]

My son has informed me that he thinks some Pokemon are cute.

[Smucky]

Shit

[NinjaPoodle]

My son has informed me that he thinks some Pokemon are cute.

So, I don't get it. It's stupid cartoon.

[Smucky]

Dude just asked "if two women get married, do they both get pregnant?". I was going to yell "NO" but then I start thinking...

I think he is trying to figure it out. Should I help him?

I tell him that I can see everything he does on the computer. But he is too retarded to believe me.

[Williamson]

Fug, I'll beat my meat to thata shit

[NinjaPoodle]

Porn with FNAF animatronic Chica, this is really horror cranked up to 11. I hope they make a game about it.